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SwitcherX

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Re: Fuckin' YIKES
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2012, 04:14:02 PM »
Yeah, I understand that now...

I think the 2 of us should sit down and have a quiet word...
Switcher X
A.K.A. Tina Fey Eichmann

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-- Mammeister


"SwitcherX, you were always Mammeister's favorite...you bastard."
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Angelus

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Re: Fuckin' YIKES
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2012, 10:01:35 PM »
"Playfully kinky" is another term for fucking crazy.


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gonZo

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Re: Fuckin' YIKES
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2012, 07:08:35 AM »
"Playfully kinky" is another term for fucking crazy.



Pretty much. I have a new motto: Beware of grandmothers under 30 and goths over 50.

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pedonbio

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Re: Fuckin' YIKES
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2012, 05:38:44 PM »
Pretty much. I have a new motto: Beware of grandmothers under 30 and goths over 50.

How come high school sex ed classes never get into important and useful stuff?

"Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never fuck a woman crazier than you are."~Nelson Algren

I've violated each of Algren's hard-won truths, which is why at various times I've had no money, food poisoning, and more trouble than could handle. But I've never let anybody except a working clinician stick anything up the Magic Wand. 
Someday, chi1dren, this entire fuck-up will be yours.

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gOOber

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Re: Fuckin' YIKES
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2013, 04:49:28 PM »
Just a tip... never let the "playfully kinky" woman you're dating put anything inside your penis, not even a surgical-grade urethral sound that's been meticulously sterilized and lubricated, because there isn't enough valium in the world to prevent the panic attack you'll have the first time you piss blood.  :o :o :o
The only thing that's going in my penis is... wait! Nothing better be going in my penis!
....rejoicing in the fullness thereof....