You should do a sequence shot of you growing bigger and bigger looking scared
See, where were you when I had a lot of time on my hands?

That's a great idea, pingu. We probably won't get to it for a while, but I do like it.

Besides, it would need to wait until I really feel comfortable showing my whole face. Hopefully, that won't be too long in coming (no pun intended).
Picture removed at owner's request - Salem