Like I said, I'm just an old pervert ... er ... breast connoisseur so I like to see the girls getting measured.

Nothin' wrong with that!

I tell you what, you just reach in there while I'm putting on my make-up and measure them for me. Make sure, when you're bringing the two pieces of measuring tape together, that you brush the backs of your fingers against my soft round bosoms, though!
You're taking a while. Is there a problem trying to read the number? You keep pushing your hands against my bloated tits.
Oh! Yeah... Do you have the measurement yet?
My bosoms are so soft and full, aren't they? I like it when you keep prodding them... Oh... Yeah... Do you think they're sticking out too much? Do you think they're too big?
You're
really pushing your knuckles into my fat bombs, baby! You're getting me so excited!
You dropped the tape measure!

Oh! You're reaching into my top and grabbing big handfuls of my swollen balloons!
Yeah! That's it! Pull 'em out and suck on 'em!

Oh BABY!