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You are indeed! What is it with Kentucky and hentai?   I also find that "milf creampie" in the Upper Midwest to be interesting. 

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Why nothing for Utah....

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Why nothing for Utah....

One of the stranger factoids of the porn industry is that Utah is the highest per capita consumer of porn, and, make of it what you will, mostly gay male porn.

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It’s only been three days since the start of Mississippi’s alligator hunting season, yet a pair of parties have already submitted two record-breaking ‘gators, state wildlife officials announced Monday.

Dustin Brockman of Vicksburg, Miss., ventured with his brother and friend into the Mississippi River by motorboat early Saturday night and emerged with a 727-pound record breaker that was 13 feet, 4.5 inches long.

The previous weight record was 697.5 pounds, according to Ricky Flynt, program coordinator with the Mississippi Department of Wildlife, Fisheries, and Parks.

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   A friend from Mississippi sent me this. Note that the picture is in Maine:

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Traditional values:

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  I have to thank George Takei for this one:

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One bright day
In the middle of the night
Two dead men
Got up to fight

Back-to-back
They faced each other
Drew their swords
And shot each other

 

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Bubba died in a fire and his body was burnt pretty
bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his
two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, were sent for.

Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him
over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope,
ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he
brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a
look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every
time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes
Bubba with them two assholes.'

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 Mississippi takes longer because they are looking for a relative.

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Most stats taken from America's Health Rankings and the U.S. Census unless otherwise noted.

1. Alabama: highest rate of stroke (3.8%) (tied with Oklahoma)

2. Alaska: highest suicide rate (23.6 suicides per 100,000 people in 2004)

3. Arizona: highest rate of alcoholism

4. Arkansas: worst average credit score (636) Source.

5. California: most air pollution (15.2 micrograms per cubic meter)

6. Colorado: highest rate of cocaine use per capita (3.9% total population)

7. Connecticut: highest rate of breast cancer Source.

8. Delaware: highest abortion rate (27 per 1,000 women aged 15 to 44)

9. Florida: highest rate of identity theft (122.3 reports per 100,000 people)

10. Georgia: sickly based on highest rate of influenza

11. Hawaii –highest cost of living (tied with California) Source.

12. Idaho – lowest level of Congressional clout Source.

13. Illinois: highest rate of robbery (284.7 incidences per 100,000 people)

14. Indiana: rated the most environmentally unfriendly by NMI solutions Source.

15. Iowa: highest percentage of people age 85 and older (1.8 percent) (tied with three other states) Source.

16. Kansas: poorest health based on highest average number of limited activity days per month (3.5 days) Source.

17. Kentucky: most cancer deaths (227 per 100,000 people) (BONUS fact: Kentucky also has the highest rate of tobacco smokers – 25.6%)

18. Louisiana: highest rate of gonorrhea (264.4 reported cases per 100,000 people) Source.

19. Maine: dumbest state claim based on lowest average SAT score (1389) Source.

20. Maryland: highest rate of AIDS diagnosis (27.6 people per 100,000 people) Source.

21. Massachusetts: worst drivers claim based on highest rate of auto accidents Source.

22. Michigan: highest unemployment rate (13.6%)

23. Minnesota: highest number of reported tornadoes (123 in 2010) Source.

24. Mississippi: highest rate of obesity (35.3% of total population)

BONUS facts: Mississippi ranks poorly in the most number of categories. These include highest rate of **09** poverty (31.9%), highest rate of infant mortality (10.3%) lowest median household income ($35,078), highest teen birth rate (71.9 per 1,000 women aged 15 to 19) and highest overall rate of STDs.

25. Missouri: highest rate of bankruptcy (700 out of every 100,000 people) Source.

26. Montana: highest rate of **92** driving deaths (1.12 deaths per 100 million miles driven) Source.

27. Nebraska: highest rate of women murdered annually

28. Nevada: highest rate violent crime (702.2 offenses per 100,000 people). BONUS fact: Nevada also has the highest rate of foreclosure (one in 99 houses).

29. New Hampshire: highest rate of corporate taxes Source.

30. New Jersey: highest rate of citizen taxation (11.8%) Source.

31. New Mexico: antisocial claim based on lowest ranking in social heath policies Source.

32. New York: longest average daily commute (30.6 minutes)  Source.

33. North Carolina: lowest average teacher salary Source.

34. North Dakota: ranked last in ugliest residents report as chosen by The Daily Beast. Source.

35. Ohio: nerdiest state claim based on highest number of library visits per capita (6.9) Source.

36. Oklahoma: highest rate of female incarceration

37. Oregon: highest rate of long-term homeless people

38. Pennsylvania: highest rate of arson deaths (55.56 annually) Source.

39. Rhode Island: highest rate of illicit drug use (12.5% of population) Source.

40. South Carolina: highest percentage of mobile homes (18.8%) Source.

41. South Dakota: highest rate of forcible **14** 76.5 per 100,000

42. Tennessee: chosen most corrupt state by The Daily Beast. Source.

43. Texas: lowest high school graduation rate (78.3%) Source.

44. Utah: highest rate of of online porn subscriptions Source.

45. Vermont: infertility claim based on lowest birth rate of any state (10.6 births per 1,000) (tied with Maine) Source.

46. Virginia: highest number of alcohol-related motorcyle deaths Source.

47. Washington: most cases of **15** (4 reported in 2010) Source.

48. West Virginia: highest rate of heart attack (6.5 percent of population)

49. Wisconsin: highest rate of binge **94** (23.2 percent of population)

50. Wyoming: highest rate of deadly car crashes (24.6 deaths per 100,000) Source

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47. Washington: most cases of **15** (4 reported in 2010) Source.

Yeah, yeah.

I walked into a bar. There was an old geezer looking downcast and sipping a beer. "Wazzmadda, old timer?," I asked. He said, "You see that dock out there? I built that dock with my own hands. But do they call me Jack, The Dock-Builder? No! See that boat out there? I worked my way up to captain of that boat. But do they call me Cap'n Jack? No! But I fuck one goat..."

[Adama]

Yeah, yeah.

I walked into a bar. There was an old geezer looking downcast and sipping a beer. "Wazzmadda, old timer?," I asked. He said, "You see that dock out there? I built that dock with my own hands. But do they call me Jack, The Dock-Builder? No! See that boat out there? I worked my way up to captain of that boat. But do they call me Cap'n Jack? No! But I fuck one goat..."

I'm posting the following for Bonkers:

Still don’t gotten the goat part. Yet would laugh more if it ended; No! But I fuck one ASS ..." {donkey, mule, Burro}

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I'm posting the following for Bonkers:

Still don’t gotten the goat part. Yet would laugh more if it ended; No! But I fuck one ASS ..." {donkey, mule, Burro}

Thank you, Adama. As a native speaker of English, I often forget how idiomatic the language is. A frequent comic device in English jokes is ending the joke at a point where the listener can fill in the punch line which, in this case, is "...everybody calls me Jack The Goat Fucker".

Washington State has one of those things you know about if you live here, but we don't talk about. Many years ago Washington, like about half the states, passed a law against sex with animals. In 1985 we, like most states, revised our criminal statutes. That statute was repealed and included under the statutes prohibiting animal abuse on the assumption that the human partner in such fuckery would be the active partner. A few years later a person died of internal injuries after arranging to be fucked by a horse. The investigation of his death brought to light the fact there were a couple of "farms" that made animals available for such purposes. This came to the attention of Pamela Roach, a member of the state senate who is so personally obnoxious that she was expelled from her party's caucus for several years. She blundered a law thru the state legislature, and now we are one of the few states with a law against sex with animals. Four prosecutions in a state of six million sounds about right. After all, we have Boeing employees here.