... "functionally thick." ...
Zphamgnorpen. ...
My word
So, interestingly...
Swill's concept of "functionally thick"
is expressed in Harry's secret language by the term "zphamgnorpen"
however the word zphamgnorpen is actually owned by Ninjaturtle.
Gee. Who would've ever thought that?

-D'Artagnian
Well, at least Me, for one.
And I'd suspect, um, probably Nimrod.

Anyway, I'd have to say that Penny is pretty damn zphamgnorpen.
And that's a good thing.

("Zphamgnorpen" was used without authorization from Harry or Ninjaturtle. Hope they don't mind.)