D A M N ! 
(Oh, and I'd pay her $20, easy. She could make a lot of money for a fundraiser like that!
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Damn, that's funny, strange, and a good idea all at the same time!

That sounds like some weird carnival or church fundraising stunt. I believe I have a couple of cartoon jokes somewhere in one of my drives that hit on just that topic. But do you know how much negative feedback or reaction you would get from other ladies? The jealous or just resentful comments and or faces would be just too much to handle I would think. Although, I might pay a few bucks if it were for a good cause.