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rtpoe

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Future History!!!
« on: May 22, 2014, 06:35:33 PM »
Start your own, or add / follow a previously posted one....

2019: In a desperate attempt to deal with both declining interest and falling ratings, the Republican Party works out a deal with FOX to have the next year's presidential primary campaign become the next season of American Idol....
rtpoe

Well, it's a marvelous night for a Moondance
With the stars up above in your eyes
A fantabulous night to make romance
'Neath the cover of October skies
And all the leaves on the trees are falling
To the sound of the breezes that blow...

Van Morrison, Moondance

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pedonbio

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Re: Future History!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2014, 07:24:36 PM »
2020: I quit waiting for Aerocars.
Someday, chi1dren, this entire fuck-up will be yours.

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Robin_K2

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Re: Future History!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2014, 09:01:28 PM »
"Max Headroom."

Just Max Headroom. (The series, not the character. Talk about a show that doesn't age! )

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tdotter

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Re: Future History!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2014, 11:40:40 PM »
The next 20 years-
1.The Cubs still haven't won a World Series.
2.Kim Kardashian will be on her 10th divorce.
3.Any new Star Wars movie will suck
4.We will finally find out who owns the BEA.
5.There will be a new female world leader with huge tits that everyone on here will go gaga over.I'm gonna guess from the Philippines.
« Last Edit: May 22, 2014, 11:42:19 PM by tdotter »

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3deroticer

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Re: Future History!!!
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2014, 06:41:51 PM »
Italians will populate New York and Florida with their Gondola floating thru the city's former streets!

"Yesterday, Reince Priebus called this whole story a 'nothing burger,'" he said. "Well these emails have turned it into an all-you-can-prosecute buffet."

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BigEyes

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Re: Future History!!!
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2014, 06:40:22 AM »
Getting to live out the events of Stephen King's The Stand.  Sorta.
Scratches Head "What now?"

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pedonbio

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Re: Future History!!!
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2014, 03:10:57 PM »
2021: Cunnilingis will be declared the national pasttime. Baseball will lose popularity because of the taste.
Someday, chi1dren, this entire fuck-up will be yours.

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Robin_K2

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Re: Future History!!!
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2014, 09:22:54 AM »
The Tea Party will determine that Jesus was too liberal and proto-communist, and decide that Herod Antipas and Caesars Tiberius and Augustus were right after all. And that Pontius Pilate was a wimp.

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gOOber

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Re: Future History!!!
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2014, 09:55:51 AM »
2019 President of Russian Federation
....rejoicing in the fullness thereof....

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TheZookie007

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Re: Future History!!!
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2014, 02:24:07 PM »
2019 President of Russian Federation

:D :D :D :D :D
AOC, HC, TW, BO, KH: FU. FUATH. 100x.

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pedonbio

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Re: Future History!!!
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2014, 04:42:31 PM »
2020: Streetcars will become the primary mode of urban travel:
Someday, chi1dren, this entire fuck-up will be yours.