[rtpoe]

I live just outside NYC, so that one doesn't matter.

I've been to Las Vegas a couple of times; I am somewhat familiar with the scene there.

Having checked off those two, what's the best US city for strip clubs?

I've got a vacation to plan....

[pedonbio]

Goodness! Why have we not addressed this topic before?

Just asking, though--Do you want to limit this to U.S. cities, or can we go a bit over the border? I've heard good things about Toronto.

[rtpoe]

Toronto and other "just over the border" cities are OK.

I recently spent a few days in Baltimore on vacation (I wanted to see what a first-place baseball team looked like), and I took the time to check out the club scene there.

Almost all the clubs are in "The Block", a short section of E. Baltimore St. in the downtown area (walking distance from the Inner Harbor). The most important thing is that local ordinances set closing time for the clubs at 2 am. The second most important thing (as far as I can tell) is that while the dancers can get completely nude on stage, when it comes to lap/table/private dances, they have to keep all the important bits - even nipples - covered.

So keep in mind that local laws will be a factor in the decision. Not that they are good or bad, just that you need to check them in advance so you don't get surprised.

[TheZookie007]

True confession: I've never been to a strip club in my life. Don't judge me.

[pedonbio]

Since you asked, I regret to say that Vancouver, Seattle, and Portland are all presently flops in the strip club business, let alone the big boob strip club business. All three cities used to be pretty good; remember, Danni Ash started here. But since about 1995 none of those three cities have had any reliable big boob clubs. In Seattle the best of the lot, Lusty Lady on First Avenue, closed five years ago. What's left are three Deja Vu clubs and a few one-offs that occasionally have guest artists.

[Robin_K2]

I've always found LA exceptional -- you have to seek out the really good, smaller clubs with zero advertising budgets. But I haven't been back in years, so it all may have changed.

[beasteve]

Just for fun, I'm going the other way with this reply.  In college, we frequented lovely places called the Cave and Big Earls.  A review of Big Earl's summed it up-"Absolutely filthy.  Possibly the first strip club I went to as a youthful adult.  Dark, smelly, hot, and I think you could BYOB.  Not-so-attractive girls dancing for your pleasure(some with track marks).  Classy.  A real gem.  I gave it five stars for actually surviving in such  poor conditions.  May Big Earl prosper and continue to brighten lives."  I would add that in addition to track marks some had bullet wounds.
So in conclusion, anyone can go to good strip clubs.  I'm saying go to DES MOINES!

[pedonbio]

Just for fun, I'm going the other way with this reply.  In college, we frequented lovely places called the Cave and Big Earls.  A review of Big Earl's summed it up-"Absolutely filthy.  Possibly the first strip club I went to as a youthful adult.  Dark, smelly, hot, and I think you could BYOB.  Not-so-attractive girls dancing for your pleasure(some with track marks).  Classy.  A real gem.  I gave it five stars for actually surviving in such  poor conditions.  May Big Earl prosper and continue to brighten lives."  I would add that in addition to track marks some had bullet wounds.
So in conclusion, anyone can go to good strip clubs.  I'm saying go to DES MOINES!

Beasteve, I like your style. Please contribute more.

[beasteve]

Beasteve, I like your style. Please contribute more.

Sweet! Really sweet!  About 15 years of lurking and I get some 'street cred' from Pedonbio.  Sweet. 

At this rate I may get to 10 posts in the next 20 years.

[shullin]

Sorry again for bumping this post, but I use to live in Toronto and there is a club named Atlantis in Mississauga where there were women with large fake breasts. Ava was short with DD/DDD, and Heidi was a tall blonde girl with huge fake G or H cups. I always loved getting dances from a woman named Mia/Mya. And for the right price they offer "additional services." A more upscale club wall Club Pro in Vaughan. There was a thin Asian woman with huge ones and a woman I never got to meet named Jessica.

But go to Sundowner in Niagara Falls, Ontario. Always fake huge boobs there. Last dance I got there was from a brunette from Montreal with huge bolt-ons that were very full and round. I loved her French accent.

[titmouse]

Fort Wayne Indiana.
More strip clubs than churches.

[Robin_K2]

Clubs here have been hit hard by the pandemic, by the way. One of them has gone online, with tips accepted electronically. But in my experience, the sexiest part of any club was eye contact. Really.

[dkc718]

My Two Cents:

Montreal is my favorite city for strip clubs.  There's no shame or seedy feel to it (or at least I don't get that vibe).  The women are amazing looking.

New Orleans has my favorite: Hustler's Paradise.  Hope it's still open next time I'm there.  There used to be a riverboat casino with a topless gaming room on it, but it seems like they went out of business.

Central Florida/Orlando seems to always have a ton of strip clubs that go in and out of business.  Some stick around longer than others.  Club 27 was a personal favorite for a time.

Following up on the note from 2014, Seattle still sucks.  There's three clubs, all owned by the same guy, all alcohol free, all a real rip off.