[Liam]

"I've had a hell of a lot of fun, and I've enjoyed it, every minute of it."

--Errol Flynn

Disclaimer: A few sites (and at least one book) claim that was actually from a 1958 CBC Radio interview, which imo sounds more plausible than them being his last words.

[Liam]

"If you don't like it, you can fuck off!"

--Keith Moon

[TheZookie007]

"I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way for simple bullets. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance. All right, my man; go to your place."

— General John Sedgwick just before being shot in the head by a sniper

[Zorro]

 Drummer Buddy Rich died after surgery in 1987. As he was being prepped for surgery, a nurse asked him, “Is there anything you can’t take?” Rich replied, “Yeah, country music.”

[Liam]

"If you don't like it, you can fuck off!"

--Keith Moon

This is a picture of Keith Moon and his girlfriend (age 23) the last night he was alive.  I had intended to post a picture with each quote, preferably the last or close to last one taken of the person before they died.  But I forgot the 1-1-1 rule would require me to space out my posts in order to do that.  Wikipedia details his last night, and the meaning of his last words, better than I can.

[Liam]

"That guy's gotta stop... He'll see us"

--James Dean

[number3fac]

"Pardon me sir, I meant not to do it"
--Marie Antoinette
She had accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner when going up to the guillotine.

[TheZookie007]

"Jefferson survives."

-- 90-year-old John Adams, who died on July 4, 1826 in Quincy, Massachusetts -- five hours after 82-year-old Thomas Jefferson had died, in Charlottesville, Virginia.

[Liam]

"I wasn't done."

--rocket engineer and occultist Jack Parsons after the explosion in his home laboratory.   

[Liam]

"To you that have grown rich from the sweat of my brow while keeping myself and my family in misery, I ask only that from those profits you find the funds to pay for my funeral. I salute you while I break my pen."

--adventure novelist Emilio Salgari, the letter he sent to his publisher, before taking his own life by imitating the Japanese ritual of seppuku.   

[Liam]

"That was a great game of golf, fellas."

--Bing Crosby, before dropping dead of a heart attack as he and his group walked back to the clubhouse.  (At La Moraleja Golf Course near Madrid, Spain.)

[Liam]

Elvis: I'm going to the bathroom to read.
His girlfriend: Ok, but don't fall asleep.
Elvis: Ok, I won't.

[rtpoe]

Actor George Sanders' suicide note:

"Dear World. I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool.  Good luck."

[pedonbio]

The last words on every cockpit voice recorder just before the crash:

"Oh, shit!"

[Liam]

"Hey, watch this!"

--usually attributed to stereotypical dumb southern rednecks.