I wasn't really happy with the last one. We're allowed three entries, so here's my third and final:
"Kirsten Dunst wowed ComicCon fanboys when she showed up to promote the new World of Warcraft sequel. Her $40 million fee for the movie also included the new, controversial stem-cell breast augmentation therapy."
"Upon viewing her new acreage, everyone said that it was worth every penny."
Remo Williams,
The Master of Sinanju.