How about .... Denise's beach balls interfere with her basketball play.

Yes, thank you that“s on the point! I go with this title!
"Denise's beach balls interfere with her basketball play"Yes, I bet she would not be able to get the ball over those balls...

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@Prof Morearty
"Denis“s double slam dunk" isn“t bad eighter.
- I thought now about "Sports by threeT",
as a reminiscence of Denise the roots, where most of us saw her first.
Still no news in two years of Brooks.

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The german expression "Körbchen" <-> a small basket, dosen“t work if it“s translated into cups.
Another term for cup size is "Körbchengröße".
(And wow, I would totally like a side with ultra busty sports-girl on it.)