^I find nipple placement irrelevant; they are fine so long as they are surrounded by large stretched out areola as a result of your uncontrolled growth. That said, if they tent your shirt, all the better, so facing at least somewhat outward is a plus. And to have breasts so huge and full that you always find them pressing into things as you reach forward, to know that they are so full that their width requires you to slip through doorways sideward, that every unanticipated sway challenges your balance, and that every time you sit, they fill your entire lap past your knees, making it impossible to actually reach the table, let alone your food. So, while I hold your hand as you walk for balance, tie your sneakers and pull up your shorts because you cannot reach your feet, I also wash the underside of your breasts and all points lower that you cannot reach, and always make sure your meals are served on a tray resting atop your massive boobs filling your lap. Yeah, I could do that.