^So now I am imagining hospital floors where a virus is treated with breast milk from specially treated nurses; the COVID team. In the ER where this new nurse is working her first day, nurses typically go from patient to patient and have them suck for a couple minutes just as a precaution before being seen by the doctor. Most new nurses like this one, seldom last but a couple months in the ER before their breasts, rapidly expanding to meet the demand of the amount of milk they need to produce, become too large and heavy to carry around hour after hour, so they are transferred to the milking unit, where their entire job is to lie in bed, hooked up to a double pumper the entire shift, where they watch TV while eating and **94** plenty of fluids. It is my understanding that more and more young nurses are seeking to join the Cow Option Virus Immunization Division, not only because of the decreased stress of the job, but because of the increased pleasure. Most will have to live with enormous 100 pound breasts their entire life, however, having a job that requires nothing more than being pumped 8 hours a day is said to be wonderful and the moans coming from the unit always entice nurses walking by to seek a transfer.