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Intro
Greetings, BE Archive members!

What a marvelous and interesting past few years it’s been!  I came hear today to inform all of you beautiful readers about some interesting adventures that happened recently involving my bride and me.  I have recorded the most memorable moments in a series of stories entitled The Newlywed Line.  It’s available on Amazon Kindle right now; however, because the BEA has been so inspirational to me and helped me to believe that I could go for and receive the bride I did, I also uploaded the first part of this series to the (prohibited O) where you can get a legal, free copy which is effectively the same as the first book on Amazon!  Thank you and enjoy, you beautiful reader, you!

What is The Newlywed Line in brief?
As the subtitle says, The Newlywed Line is a humorous autobiographical Christian adult romance book featuring experimental drugs!  Yes, breast expansion happened amongst other things, and, yes, it was sexy!

It also turned out that, like in many things in life, our experiences with The Newlywed Line and its services expanded far beyond what I initially expected, for worse and for better!  What started as a pleasant honeymoon surprise became much more… dramatic over the past years since our first time riding The Newlywed Line.

What’s the back-of-the-book summary for Part 1?
“A loving doe, a graceful deer-
may her breasts satisfy you always,
may you ever be intoxicated with her love.”
-Proverbs 5:19, New International Version

The wonders of modern science have given us food out of thin air, accurate photographs of a black hole, self-lacing sneakers, and toilet paper. That’s the sort of stuff I saw in science fiction movies years ago!

What I didn’t expect was for reality to turn out even more marvelous than fiction! On our honeymoon were holograms, ‘experimental’ sexually-fueled drugs, and explosions aboard our state-of-the-art luxury flight to Hawaii on a private jet, The Newlywed Line. This was but the start of a prolonged adventure that accepting this wedding present caused! Why hadn’t I heard of anyone predicting these for my future?

The content of this document, what a certain legal advisor of mine says to call a ‘novel,’ is just your typical humorous autobiographical adult Christian romance novel featuring experimental drugs.

Right?

Why haven’t I heard of this airline?  How do I ride the line?
I explain the relevant parts in the series.  I’m purposely avoiding spoiling things.  (If your Google-fu is strong enough to learn these without reading The Newlywed Line, congratulations!)

I like your writing.  What else can I do to help?
1: Leave honest and thorough reviews on Amazon Kindle!  If you didn’t buy a copy, mention on Amazon as part of your review that you received a review copy, you beautiful reader, you!

2: Share these stories!  These wonderful experiences are meant to be remembered and shared!

3: Like it enough to buy a copy or few?  Go ahead!

YouTube videos or it didn’t happen!
Disregarding the legality of things, if I gave you the videos, would you believe me?  Are you sure?

I Might Care More After Reading a Review
NOTE: This is the most informative review I’ve found regarding Part 1: Getting High in the Sky.

The Newlywed Line is a different sort of expansion story that takes a 'secret world within our real world' approach to its expansion premise, like how Harry Potter has this secret world for wizards, witches, and magic within our real world.  The Newlywed Line focuses on making things seem plausible within our real world, sticking to 'big' sizes for BE and hiding its expansion drugs on private jets.  For a plausible explanation, The Newlywed Line doesn't rely on dream sequences or a story-within-a-story.

The Newlywed Line focuses on worldbuilding over more than 1 part.  (This story is only Part 1: Getting High in the Sky with more to be released on Kindle soon.)  Thus, out of necessity, expect this part to have more descriptions/setup and some delayed payoffs.  The story is self-contained enough to get an idea of where the author is going with this premise and plot, and I am looking forward to reading the rest of the series!  Note:  If you skip to the action, you miss some of the story’s charm, humor, and character development!

The main character who is likely Redd Desiree is our 'real world perspective' character.  He's surprised when he notices the expansion drugs working, but his bride is more adventurous and accepts it with barely a second thought.  From there, the sexy, expanding fun occurs in various ways that made me smile!

The Newlywed Line's tone is happy, fun, funny, playful, and clever.  The bride exemplifies this in her attitude which provided a humorous counterpoint to the main character's more serious attitude.  Watching the bride tease her groom brought a smile to my face.  It kinda reminded me of "Knockerland" by Steve Palmer, which also asks the audience to think far more than they wank.

Expansion-wise, I liked how the author handled things, using experimental drugs (as in the title) fueled in part by personal sex hormones to trigger temporary growth.  With a minimal amount of spoilage, one expansion stretched the believability of this real world setting, but it was amusing enough that I rolled with it.

The production value of the book was pleasantly high.  I didn't notice any spelling/grammar mistakes, which I shouldn't need to compliment since they should be standard, but oh well.  There were images for the front and back covers (and none elsewhere).  Each page aside from the covers had a page number clearly listed.  The table of contents (and, yes, it exists!) lists every chapter in a easy-to-read table.  (This is something I wish more stories would do!)  There were some other book titles to check out near the back end of this book, which was also new.

Overall, The Newlywed Line expects you to think and to imagine that what's happening really has happened.  It's a small view into these characters' lives, and treats them like people who existed before this story happened and will exist after its end.  It doesn't focus on the extremes of how small or big body parts can get, but asks you to smile and play along with its premise.  It doesn't try to say that BE is the best thing ever.  It doesn't claim that bigger boobs will save the world.  It acts as a review of the first expansive experience with the main character and his bride in the form of an airline review.

Ultimately, I was left smiling and curious about what would happen next in the series.  If you're OK with a story where expansion is just one part of it and doesn't take center stage and where you think more than you wank, The Newlywed Line is worth your time!

Links Quick Index
-Part 1: Getting High in the Sky (Amazon Kindle Paid Version)

-Part 1: Getting High in the Sky (Attached Free Version)

-Part 2: Hawaiian Dreams (Amazon Kindle)

-Part 3: That’s Up, Doc (Amazon Kindle – To Be Released)

-Part 4: Suing Their Pants Off (Amazon Kindle – To Be Released)