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My Avatar - Cleta Thompson
« on: August 04, 2006, 04:53:14 AM »
Once Upon a Time, Mark Eden advertised breast developers.  The ads mostly had endorsements by happy users, before and after pictures, and a question and answer conversation with a featured woman.  Cleta Thompson was one of the most stunning of those featured women.  I'm including a picture of Cleta Thompson with her features further, uh, featured.

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Cleta Thompson's Story
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2006, 05:03:36 AM »
The Mark Eden ad featuring Cleta Thompson got copied and recopied and recopied over the many generations of computer storage technology.  So a few errors may have creeped in here and there.  Who would have guessed that Mark Eden would get in legal trouble for promising too much in the way of product results?

I call it "Cleta Thompson 33 to 39inches and Beyond."

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Re: Possible Site Rule Violation
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2006, 01:04:12 PM »
Rule:

You may post/attach/link only one image per thread in a 24-hour period; once you do, you must wait at least 24 hours before doing so again in the same thread. (Formerly called the "1-1-1-1" rule.)

That second posting had a text file attached to it, not an image file.  In case this is seen as a sneaky technicality dodge on my part, I plan to wait until tomorrow to repost the message with the attached text file.

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Cleta Thompson's Story
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2006, 10:12:47 AM »
The Mark Eden ad featuring Cleta Thompson got copied and recopied and recopied over the many generations of computer storage technology. So a few errors may have creeped in here and there. Who would have guessed that Mark Eden would get in legal trouble for promising too much in the way of product results?

I call it "Cleta Thompson 33 to 39inches and Beyond."

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Re: Cleta Thompson's Story
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2006, 09:11:22 AM »
For a few minutes there, I thought I was reading a transcript of an actual Mark Eden ad.  Until I got halfway through the text and started thinking . . . "WTF?????"  
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Re: Cleta Thompson's Story
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2006, 05:02:46 PM »
Nice work, BigFan!  I've saved this to my stories folder, it's pretty damned arousing!  
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I apologize in advance if I post duplicate pictures in any of the picture threads I deal in.  My MO in getting pictures of one girl is to rip her Instagram.  That ends up with me having up to 2000 pics of her.  I've tried almost half a dozen duplicate finder programs, and none of them find all of the duplicates I inevitably end up with.
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Re: Cleta Thompson's Story
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2006, 07:42:02 PM »
Loved it, I want more =D
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Re: My Avatar - Cleta Thompson
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2006, 08:39:24 PM »
Searching the web for "Mark Eden" turned up lots of
interesting useless knowledge...

http://www.tackytreasures.com/tackyhtml/top.html

http://www.tackytreasures.com/tackyhtml/pomarkeden.html

"June Wilkinson was known for her prominent breasts
long before she took the three-week exercises with the
Mark Eden device."

 
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Re: My Avatar - Cleta Thompson
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2006, 11:06:33 PM »
I think that those Mark Eden ads were the first images that I ever used in a pornographic way when I was a kid.  Thanks for the walk down memory lane . . .
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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2006, 01:00:12 PM »
I'm including a picture of Cleta Thompson from her first ad, when she measured 39 inches.

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Re: Cleta Thompson's Story
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2006, 01:11:41 PM »
Thank you, Que.  I'll look around to see if I have any of the other ads.  But after this much time, I'm sure a number of people have archived some of these popular classics of American Literature.  And I'm sure their transcriptions are at least as accurate as mine.  Kind-of reminds me of the memoirs of Harry Flashman 'transcribed' by George MacDonald Fraser.

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Re: Cleta Thompson's Story
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2006, 11:35:06 AM »
Hey MaxBigFoot, your putting Cleta's ad in your story archive prompted me to check out your BEArchive page.  I have a problem with a number of BEA pages.  I use Mozilla and lots of link buttons are invisible for me.  I was concerned that that was the case for you, but my concern was put to rest.  Your taste in Manga is IMPRESSIVE!  I like!
Here's a BEMEWEAE of Dita Von-Teese that is in the general direction of your featured manga.

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Re: Cleta Thompson's Story
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2006, 02:15:05 PM »
Quote:

Hey MaxBigFoot, your putting Cleta's ad in your story archive prompted me to check out your BEArchive page.  I have a problem with a number of BEA pages.  I use Mozilla and lots of link buttons are invisible for me.  I was concerned that that was the case for you, but my concern was put to rest.  Your taste in Manga is IMPRESSIVE!  I like!
Here's a BEMEWEAE of Dita Von-Teese that is in the general direction of your featured manga.

BigFan



I'm glad you like the manga, BigFan.  Imaginos did almost all the code in it, and since most of it is straight HTML I'm not surprised it works well on most browsers.  That's a nice morph, and you're right, it's definitely to my taste.
Thanks!  
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I apologize in advance if I post duplicate pictures in any of the picture threads I deal in.  My MO in getting pictures of one girl is to rip her Instagram.  That ends up with me having up to 2000 pics of her.  I've tried almost half a dozen duplicate finder programs, and none of them find all of the duplicates I inevitably end up with.
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Re: Cleta Thompson's Story
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2006, 08:57:15 PM »
Believe it or not you can often find these original Mark Eden Ads for sale on Ebay.  A few there now.  There used to be a Yahoo briefcase with all of them posted, though not the greatest resolution.  Unfortunately I think it is long gone.

http://i18.ebayimg.com/04/i/07/7f/2d/29_1_b.JPG
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Re: Cleta Thompson's Story
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2006, 07:12:43 PM »
Link, if it works, to eBay store selling a few Mark Eden ads

http://search.stores.ebay.com/Veritas104...9607542QQsofpZ0
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