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Things REALLY busty women cannot do or have problems doing
« on: July 06, 2008, 12:20:42 AM »
I was chatting with some fellow BEA people on yahoo and aol IM and we came up with a (small for now) list of things that REALLY busty women could not do or would have problems trying to do.

going through a revolving door
using a old style phone booth
doing pushups
doing situps
working under a car
touching their toes
trying to tie their shoes
zipping up or buttoning up a top or shirt
working in a cubicle
riding in elevators with more than say 2 people
getting in and out certain cars



please add more if you can think anymore
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Re: Things REALLY busty women cannot do or have problems doing
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2008, 01:47:07 AM »
I've heard golfing is one
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Re: Things REALLY busty women cannot do or have problems doing
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2008, 04:52:11 AM »
Now this is a fascinating exercise.

Evidently, keeping their nipples covered can be difficult.

In cubicles, they may learn to work one-handed while seated sideways.  In my Drumroll concept, such women begin to think of their arms as two separate tools facing in nearly opposite directions and performing different tasks, rather than as two tools working together (although they can look at only one task at a time).  I therefore do wonder how they would open jars and bottles.

I also wonder what sort of cars they would prefer -- or if they simply rely on cabs, jitneys, and/or favors.  Public transportation would be a mixed bag -- it may give them freedom of space, but they would have to decide if they really want the attention of the other riders.

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Re: Things REALLY busty women cannot do or have problems doing
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2008, 05:00:30 AM »
Melonie Charms used to complain about wearing a seatbelt, and having to deal with the sudden G forces involved in accelerating or decelerating in a car.
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Re: Things REALLY busty women cannot do or have problems doing
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2008, 09:48:43 AM »
In 1983 Spencer gifts began carrying this trade paperback

http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/0809253534/ref=cm_ciu_pdp_images_all...

Meant to boost self esteem as a gag gift to a flat chested friend, its a series of illustrated one panel cartoon vignettes of big jugged characters getting into predicaments like the one above. Popping buttons getting groped and ogled in public, bouncing out of control at the gym, etc.
I also wonder what sort of cars they would prefer -- or if they simply rely on cabs, jitneys, and/or favors.  


 
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"Public transportation would be a mixed bag -- it may give them freedom of space, but they would have to decide if they really want the attention of the other riders."    


The woman seen in this post http://forum.bearchive.com/showflat.php?...true#Post629921 is a public transportation regular, I usually see her commuting during rush hour and she never fails to stop foot and car traffic as she passes. She always gives her self a wide berth when passing through crowds, usually avoiding them. She has a little difficulty with turnstiles too. Since its a daily operation for her I guess she's fully aware of the stares and comments she gets with like 20 lbs. of boobs in her lap.
 
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Re: Things REALLY busty women cannot do or have problems doing
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2008, 09:52:16 AM »
How about disguising themselves as men....

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Re: Things REALLY busty women cannot do or have problems doing
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2008, 09:52:36 AM »
pushups are relatively easy if ur busty...  
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Re: Things REALLY busty women cannot do or have problems doing
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2008, 10:38:45 AM »
What, you mean you just lie there and flex your elbows slightly?

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Re: Things REALLY busty women cannot do or have problems doing
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2008, 11:05:12 AM »
Minka used to be either a professional or semi-professional tennis player - after getting her boobs, I've heard her say "...no more tennis".
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Re: Things REALLY busty women cannot do or have problems doing
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2008, 11:20:10 AM »
Chelsea Charms wrote about how she misses the Ride/Rollercoaster stuff at the local fairs when the safety bracket can't close when her boobs are filled up to a big extent.

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Re: Things REALLY busty women cannot do or have problems doing
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2008, 04:01:55 PM »
What Steve palmer story is that from?

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Re: Things REALLY busty women cannot do or have problems doing
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2008, 04:19:25 PM »
Having known a few such ladies, I know that most have trouble with a lot of the physical activities that pass for sports or exercise in the U.S. In particular, running and skipping rope are problems, even with "sports bras".

But more "feminine" activities like sewing and cooking become problems; the taller the woman, the greater the problem.
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Re: Things REALLY busty women cannot do or have problems doing
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2008, 06:09:55 PM »
You should check out MIlena Velba's website.
she does everything from cleaning house to playing sports

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Re: Things REALLY busty women cannot do or have problems doing
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2008, 08:32:21 PM »
Quote:

McKeith said:
What Steve palmer story is that from?




it is not from a Steve Palmer story, it was one of over a HUNDRED drawings of women with GIGANTIC boobs by the great (and sorely missed IMHO) Paul Forrest who illustrated some of Steve's stories and did the art for Megga Glannz 'comic'.  I have that and ALL of Paul's artwork in my cartoons folder .
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Re: Things REALLY busty women cannot do or have problems doing
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2008, 01:14:18 PM »
The girl who used to wash my hair after haircuts was 5-9 and a 32G cup which made for some awesome/ awkward positions where she was leaning over me while I sat paralysed face up with her mammoth rack hanging literally centimeters from my face.
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