My friend did some voodoo to the hard drive and managed to get some files back. Maybe 10% overall, but I'm surprised he got anything back from the other side.
I sent an email to the people that make
SpinRite asking if it can recover files as the website for it is confusing about that. They said it doesn't but they gave me these links of file recovery software:
"Active@ File Recovery" made by LSoft Technologies
"TestDisk", made by CG Security
"GetDataBack", made by Runtime Software LLC
"EasyRecovery", made by Ontrack Data International
"R-Studio", made by R-Tools Technology
"Recuva", made by Piriform Limited
"Stellar Phoenix", made by Stellar Information Systems
"Do It Yourself DataRecovery" web site
That was very nice of them. However data recovery isn't my most pressing computer problem...
Tuesday night my family and relatives decided that they were going to come over and have an election party at my place. Without telling me. My parents are banned from ever coming over and I don't like most of my relatives so this was going to be unpleasant on many levels.
First I had to hide everything that didn't need to be seen. That wasn't a problem as everything I own fits in a car. Luckily all of the stuff that needed to be hidden was in my bedroom and I threw it on the top self of the closet. The girl I met while swimming and who was now lying down on the bed posed a problem however. She got presentable and we walked out.
me: “This is...”
her: “Tracy”
me: “She's leaving.”
I made sure noone asked her any questions on the way out. What followed was my mom, aunts, and other female relatives asking me shit like:
“Why doesn't your bed have a dust ruffle?”
“How come you don't have little end tables with little end lamps?”
“Do you just leave you clothes in the laundry basket or do you fold them?”
“How come you haven't decorated?”
This went on and on until I wanted to punch every one of them in the goddamn face. My dad interrupted them to tell me that I didn't have anything to eat and that because of it he was disappointed with me and the way I live my life. I responded with a vague reference to the shotgun in my closet. Pizzas were ordered, cousins were dispatched for drinks, and I sat down on the couch to have an embolism.
While waiting for the pizzas, people I was embarrassed to share DNA with introduced me to the people they brought with them. Most of them were lawyers and boring as shit. Another was a “Human Resources Executive”. God help you if you asked her, “So you work in HR?”. I turned to hear the people on MSNBC predict who was going to maintain the status quo for the next 4 years when my cousin said “This is [him]. He's an auditor with the IRS.” He cheerfully followed up immediately with “Can I use your computer to check my email?”
Fuck...
I tried to say no but when I opened my mouth no sound came out. At what seemed to be the speed of light he sat down in front of it. “You shouldn't copy tv shows off of the internet.” I had recently cleaned off the desktop so I thought it was ok(see attached screenshot). Damn. Then I realized he might start looking around and seeing all of the stuff that noone needs to never, never, ever see. I started panicking that he might start Opera but he started Safari instead. After he was done I almost felt like not killing everyone but then he said “How come you have Tor? And is this a VPN app?”
“I've been doing... like... computer. Security at work... Lately...”.
“Criminals use Tor.”
[the sounds people make when all the synapses in their brain misfire at random]
When he finally got up I deleted the Opera icon from the dock and unmounted the USB HD. I was thinking “crisis averted” but then people wanted to use Twitter so they could tweet messages like “I can't believe it! Four more years!!! Hope And Change!!!!!!! #OMG_PONIES!!!!!!111!!!1!!1!!!”. I hyperventilated until around midnight.
Since then I've been thinking bout how to lock the computer down and have decided to follow the recommendations in
Doctor Who's Security and Encryption Faq and similiar faqs. Doctor Who is supposed to be an alter ego of
Yardbird so its been tested under real world conditions.
I'm probably being paranoid.

*edited to add* I'll be buying a $50 laptop off of Craigslist in the near future.
