Tawny Peaks, former porn star calls in. She wants to clarify that she wasn’t a porn star, that she just did soft core porn. They ask her about selling her implants on Ebay, and Jimmy gets her with his gag. Op keeps calling her a slut, and she says if he doesn’t stop calling her a slut she will hang up. Of course he doesn’t, and she hangs up.
She says that the problem before was that she is no longer in the business, and doesn’t like being referred to as a porn start. She says she is calling in as a favor, and Op says he doesn’t understand how she calling in is a favor to them. She explains that Golden Place was responsible for her being on the show, and while she talks they play audio of a woman getting pounded. Jimmy does his gag on her. Then they play audio from Storyteller while she is talking. They pull up pictures of her from a website, and she says that she signed away the rights to the pictures because she was young at the time. They ask her how she got into porn and she says that it was because she had a [censored] with Downs Syndrome (at which point they play the laugh track). She continues to talk, and Op plays “Let’s Get Retarded”. Jimmy starts making retarded themed jokes like – “Sometimes in show business, people get big heads”. Op says she should learn to do Photoshop for her family photos, and Ant says “Opie should hold that fat tongue of his”. Jimmy leaves as she hangs up to go to the dentist, and Op says Stephen will tell his Ozzy story so Jim can hear it in his car as he drives to the dentist.
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Before you guys go insane, remember: There is a shitload of hypocrisy here. If she is so ashamed of her past as a porn star, then why is she trying to make a buck off selling her implants?