So are they against masturbation or are they pro kittens? I'm a bit confused on that point. If you've seen some of the gardening forums with people complaining how much they hate cats you would wonder. Come to think of it (heh), I would not be surprised if cat haters do spend a lot of time masturbating.
Who dies when God masturbates? Blue whales?
In any case, where is the scientific proof?
We need to see the cold hard data, people.
Even if we all need to masturbate all night long to get it!!!