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Funny Jack in The Box ad...
« on: July 28, 2003, 08:24:47 PM »
Ok, so you've probably already seen it, but I just saw it for the first time.

The big-headed clown character (Jack?) is sitting at the head of a boardroom meeting, describing a new menu item.

The item?  Chicken breast pieces.  He goes further to describe in detail just exactly what kind of chicken breasts will be used:

"Big breasts.  Tender breasts.  Plump breasts.  Big, plump breasts.  Yes.  Big, plump, tender breasts.  Nice, firm, plump breasts."

Or something very much like that.  All the while, the other members of the board meeting are all winking at each other and snickering.

I though that if it made me giggle a little bit, some of you might want to keep an eye out for it...It's really pretty funny.
 
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Re: Funny Jack in The Box ad...
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2003, 08:32:28 PM »
Thanks for the alert! It sounds like it would make a nice sound file for Imaginos' audio section.
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Re: Funny Jack in The Box ad...
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2003, 09:08:47 PM »
Oh!  Yes, it would, at that!  I didn't know there was a section like that...I can see that more snooping around the site is in order, if I can quit gabbing for long enough!
 
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Re: Funny Jack in The Box ad...
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2003, 01:12:06 AM »
well .. Jack in the box is pretty much a west coast thing as far as I know ... never seen it cept for out here ... only commercial I've seen is the 'Drive thru' one ...

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Re: Funny Jack in The Box ad...
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2003, 10:28:21 AM »
At some point it'd be fun if some commercial just scrapped decorum and had some near-nude busty babe smiling at the camera, with the following text superimposed...

Buy our product. *logo flashes*
If you do, women like this one will flock to your home, break in, and ravish you on your bed.  
The more you buy, the more women will come, and the more often they'll visit.

I also think jewelry stores, especially the ones that try and correlate your worth as a man to the size of the rock on your girl's finger should run an ad like this...

If you buy diamond, you have... BIG DICK!!!!
If you no buy diamond, you have... NO DICK!!!!
Buy diamond.
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Re: Funny Jack in The Box ad...
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2003, 07:14:00 PM »
On a slightly related note, another Jack in the Box commercial (they run on TV in LA at least 3 or 4 times an hour on many channels) that pushes their Philly Cheesesteak sandwich features Jack and a brunette assistant walking through the offices of Jack in the Box headquarters to dispatch a meek cubicle dweller to Philly to get the feel for local culture (purportedly to enable Jack to provide an authentic Philly Cheesesteak sandwich, which BTW, it is not). Anyhoo,

the brunette with Jack is pretty nice, of the sharp-facial-feature type that I often appreciate (i.e.: the co-worker resting her boobs on the cubicle edge in the Mike's Hard Lemonade commerical (the guy with two heads). Though no Score model, she's got a decent pair, and in the first part of the commercial her blouse is tight enough to highlight their shape and very slight jounce as she walks.

As the cheesesteak is now old hat, and they're pushing the Turkey Jack (also not remarkable, but I guess the commercials are effective since I generally try most new sandwiches they offer... and it doesn't hurt that the Jack in the Box near me is across the street from Amoeba Records and is thus usually filled with giggling teenage girls with overfilled tank tops, clutching their recent CD purchases and **94** Cokes) ...I don't know if the Philly Cheesesteak gal commercial is still airing, but maybe.

Anyone else notice it/her? Just curious.  

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Re: Funny Jack in The Box ad...
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2003, 06:49:07 AM »
Once again I think it's something in the food these days (on the topic of those girls in the Jack-in-the-Box near you).  Heck, there's even a story about fastfood and B.E. in Mark T's archive.  Though anyway I haven't seen that commercial yet.

However, I have seen a "Carl's Jr." commercial stating how "...it used to be against the law to show large breasts during prime time..." and then shows a bag stating the contents—their chicken burger.
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Re: Funny Jack in The Box ad...
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2003, 01:30:47 PM »
Yeah, I saw the Carl's Jr commercial too, of course it only shows a chicken and no busty gals. AND I also tried that sandwich... by no means was it as big as they imply... in fact, even w/o the big breast ad, I'd have remarked about how SMALL the chicken sandwich was.. I've had better and bigger many places....

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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2003, 09:33:57 PM »
Actually, hubby, with his cat-like reflexes, was able to record it, import it, and trim out everything but the good part...

It'll come up as a .mov file for size purposes, should only be 8k once it's unzipped (audio only).

Hee!  

 
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