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solvegas

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If Women were cars......
« on: July 29, 2003, 09:30:45 PM »
Chelsea Charms would be a 65 Chevrolet Corvette Mako shark prototype. It's a small car with huge front fenders.BTW,this became the basis for the third generation Corvette (68-82).  

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Mammeister

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Re: If Women were cars......
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2003, 09:49:34 PM »
Zoom, zoom, zoom!!!!  

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gOOber

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Re: If Women were cars......
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2003, 10:09:44 PM »
  Check out the tits on this `55 Buick.  

     
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solvegas

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Re: If Women were cars......
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2003, 10:16:19 PM »
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT! Those 50's cars were voluptuous,but Goober...which woman is a 55 Buick?  

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Re: If Women were cars......
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2003, 10:38:28 PM »
  That was a bit before my time but I`ll guess Jayne Mansfield.  

     
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Re: If Women were cars......
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2003, 10:39:35 PM »
I asked hubby what he thought I'd be - He said without pause, "a '67 AC Cobra."  

Those dang Fords just keep haunting me...
 
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Re: If Women were cars......
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2003, 10:52:52 PM »
As I remember from an old Car and Driver article, the Cobra was a hard ride, but exciting to drive!
   
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solvegas

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Re: If Women were cars......
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2003, 11:01:24 PM »
COBRA! A tiny car with a gigantic engine.I believe it still has the fastest 0-100 MPH record for any car. It's still made and it's made right here in Vegas right by the racetrack and Nellis Air Force base (Makes sence since the F-22 Raptor will be based here).  

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Re: If Women were cars......
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2003, 11:38:58 PM »
Well this is an easy one..
Lil' Vix is going to be.....
A brand new, pink, conventable, T-Bird!!

It's got to be a convertable, my tits need all the fresh air, & sunlight they can get!!
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Re: If Women were cars......
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2003, 11:42:24 PM »
Quote:

As I remember from an old Car and Driver article, the Cobra was a hard ride, but exciting to drive!
   




Well, I guess that fits...

 
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 COBRA! A tiny car with a gigantic engine.




Hee!  And so does that...PRRRROWR!  
 
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Re: If Women were cars......
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2003, 11:56:45 PM »
Naughty hand and yes it does sound like Zasha.  


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Re: If Women were cars......
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2003, 12:00:39 AM »
Do you think that Goodyear could be commissioned to make a car?  LOL    

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Re: If Women were cars......
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2003, 12:20:24 AM »
Of course, I'll defer to your hubby's view, but to my mind the Cobra (be it one of Shelby's 289/427 originals or one of the zillions of kit/replicar/authorized replicas w/modern 5.0V8s) though of course valuable, attractive and over-powered is perhaps not the best analogy for you. Cobras are also renowned for handling like dogs in all but extreme track use, having truck-like steering and roasting both passenger and driver due to heat from the other side of the fire wall. Basically: primitive, brutish beasts in very sexy bodies (I once owned a '69 Stingray softop with a 427... also pretty but brutish).

Now, from the few images I've seen, I have NO doubt that you've got an extremely sexy body Zasha... but I hardly think of you as brutish, or as having any of the other less-than-ideal qualities of Cobras (even the 289s, which were better balanced than the 427s). This, despite your gym and bodybuilding habits/interests, which I don't equate with brutish in any respect.

Though I'm a bit of a gearhead myself, I can't immediately come up with an automotive equivalent for you, due mainly to the fact that my knowledge of you is quite finite. Nevertheless, limiting myself only to cars currently in production (to make choosing easier), and taking into consideration what little I actually know about you (muscles, dancing, Mac person, architecture business...) I'd have to say perhaps a Boxster S, or maybe a M Coupe. Both have considerable power, but also count handling finesse, excellent build quality and everyday drivability among their virtues.

JMHO of course.
 

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Re: If Women were cars......
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2003, 01:25:50 AM »
  Whoa dude, check out the size of those round inflatable thingees. Must be Chelsea.  

     
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Re: If Women were cars......
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2003, 02:22:37 AM »
I'd be a sixteen baby.

Sleek, Sexy but can bite you in the ass if you're not careful.

If you dont know, The Sixteen is a concept car from Cadillac. V-16, 1000+ horsepower. Oh hell yeah, I'd beat you and still have power to spare.  

Muwhahaha

 
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