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Bustylover

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Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #150 on: May 30, 2008, 10:01:35 PM »
Those are not crappy, I like these, keep on Stormdancer and thanks for sharing those with us.

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StormDancer

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Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #151 on: May 30, 2008, 11:33:22 PM »
Another of Crystal and Elizabeth then...  
"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can exist only until the voters discover they can vote themselves largesse (defined as a liberal gift) out of the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that democracy always collapses over a loose fiscal policy, always to be followed by a dictatorship."  -- Alexander Fraser Tyler

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms ... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants, they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. " -- Thomas Jefferson

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Crazyjose

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Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #152 on: May 31, 2008, 12:29:38 AM »
Thanks for the pictures StormDancer.

Will she be at the Erotica LA show next week?

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StormDancer

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Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #153 on: June 01, 2008, 08:19:59 PM »
You're welcome, CJ.  Re: the Erotica LA, I don't think that she'll be attending.  She is filming in LA on Tuesday the 3rd but will be heading out of town on the 6th, so I figure that she'll miss it.

Here's another recent pic from something other than the R 'n' P party.
"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can exist only until the voters discover they can vote themselves largesse (defined as a liberal gift) out of the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that democracy always collapses over a loose fiscal policy, always to be followed by a dictatorship."  -- Alexander Fraser Tyler

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms ... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants, they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. " -- Thomas Jefferson

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Bonecracker

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Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #154 on: June 01, 2008, 09:48:53 PM »
 Dear Stormdancer,
Even with smaller breasts, she still looks incredible!  What a beautiful face.  And a voice like Melanie Griffith to boost!

Kindest regards,

Bone...  


WARNING:
This post may contain items including, but not limited to, sarcasm, irony, hyperbole intended to bring humor to this discussion. Those of you without a sense of humor, best ignore my posts.
There's a lot of internet out there, be sure to look around!

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StormDancer

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Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #155 on: June 07, 2008, 01:27:37 AM »
Looks like the Los Angelino males have the home court advantage this week -- and I a'in't talking bassetball, either.  Crystal will be making not one but  three appearances  this weekend in the L.A. (Hollywood) area, so if you can make it to any of these events, be on the lookout, gents.  You have been warned.

Appearance #1:  Crystal will be making a last-minute appearance at the Erotica-LA convention TOMORROW (June 7th) in the early afternoon.  Dang if I can get her to commit to a particular time frame but, hey, I can't get her to commit to anything anyway.  She will NOT be located at a particular booth, signing autographs and stuff like that but will be "mingling" around the floor briefly (say, an hour or so.)  Check out www.erotica-la.com for details on open/closing times, parking, etc.

Appearance #2:  Crystal will be attending a Penthouse Films wrap party in Hollywood TOMORROW night (6/7) and will be making an appearance on the red carpet before heading inside for the festivities.  (No, she isn't involved in any of the films being released.) Dunno if the public is allowed in but, if you are, here's the details:

Who: Penthouse Films
When: Saturday Night, June 7th 2008
Time: 9:30pm – 2:00am Fashion show starts at 11pm
Where: Boulevard 3 6523 Sunset Blvd. Hollywood, CA 90028

Appearance #3:  Crystal will be performing live onstage at the F.O.X.E. benefit show at the Whisky A Go Go on Sunday June 8th with Summer Cummings hosting the event.  PLEASE note the narrow window for getting in the freaking door and that Crystal will be performing rather early in the program (3rd dance number)!  Details are as follows:

FOXE 2008 ~ General Itinerary
 
Date:               June 8, 2008  
 
Time:               Doors Open at 7:00 pm for Red Carpet
Arrivals            8:00 pm Doors close
                    9:00 pm to 11:00 pm Showtime
 
Location:         Whiskey-a-Go-Go
                  8901 Sunset Blvd.
                  Hollywood , CA 90069
 
Purpose:  To generate funding for P.A.W. (Protecting Adult Welfare) a not-for-profit organization whose goal is to help members of the adult entertainment community in times of need.
 
Host:                Summer Cummings
 
Show breakdown:
 

   1. Introductory music presented by DJ Lonnie Dylan;
   2. Show starts. DJ or VO announces the show and performance of adult starlet Sunny Lane ;
   3. PAW Founder Bill Margold welcomes the crowd and explains FOXE & PAW. then introduces Mistress of Ceremonies, Summer Cummings;
   4. Summer welcomes the crowd;
   5. Video segment: highlight video from past FOXE shows over the years;
   6. Summer introduces 2nd dance segment of the evening: Sandra London
   7. Sandra London performs;
   8. Video segment: highlight video from past FOXE show;
   9. Summer introduces 3rd dance segment of the evening: Crystal Storm;
  10. Crystal Storm performs;
  11. Video segment: highlight video from past FOXE show;
  12. Summer introduces ??? Special Guest.
  13. ??? Special Guest hosts tribute segment to the Chorizo Brothers, recognizing their 25 years of contributions to the adult industry (satirical);
  14. Chorizo Brothers present First Annual Chorizo Brothers Oily T-Shirt Contest (talent: Taylor Wane, Kim Chambers, Alana Evans plus others TBD);
  15. Video segment: highlight video from past FOXE show;
  16. Summer introduces 3rd dance segment of the evening: S&M show (Mistress Corrine of The Play Space);
  17. S&M show (Mistress Corrine of The Play Space);
  18. Video segment: highlight video from past FOXE show;
  19. Summer introduces magician Jason Jemini;
  20. Jason Jemini performs;
  21. Summer introduces Bill Margold for the Ginger Lynn Broast.  Ginger comes on stage and talks to crowd.  Broasters (in turn) come on stage and pay tribute to Ginger (scheduled to appear: Amber Lynn, Tori Welles, Tommy Byron, more TBD).  Ginger thanks Broasters and audience;
  22. Bill Margold presents award to Ray Pistol (Arrow Video);
  23. Summer introduces final act of the night: Sweet Avenge with Monica Mayhem;
  24. Sweet Avenge performs;
  25. Summer closes show;
  26. DJ Lonnie Dylan performs.

Tickets:   $40.00 per person or 3 for $100.00
VIP All Access tickets: $100.00 per person (limited to 20)
                                   
Bill Margold ([email protected])  (818) 501-6139

And  lastly: I have included the most recent phone camera photo that Crystal has sent to me (a mere 3 days old) so as to give you an idea of how, um, "toned-to-the-bone" she has become lately while still being a perfect example of feminine pulchritude.  And Bone, son, if you even notice that she has a "smaller" bosom, you've got a better eye than I do. (Yes, that's her behind the phone.  Trust me. Sorry that you don't get a glimpse of her gorgeous face in this pic but, hey, you can't have everything...)   She is  sooooooooo much more than just "incredible", my friend.  
"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can exist only until the voters discover they can vote themselves largesse (defined as a liberal gift) out of the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that democracy always collapses over a loose fiscal policy, always to be followed by a dictatorship."  -- Alexander Fraser Tyler

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms ... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants, they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. " -- Thomas Jefferson

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elic

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Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #156 on: June 08, 2008, 09:02:44 PM »
Eight weeks.  Over eight weeks I've been waiting for my order.  She answered an email of mine three weeks ago and still nothing.  "I'll look into it." is what she said.  I got some really nasty thoughts right now, but I can wait till ten weeks before I unleash a shitstorm.  I'm happy she's got a kick to her career, but she needs to pay SOME attention to her "business".

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StormDancer

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Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #157 on: June 26, 2008, 03:17:17 PM »
Link to Crystal Storm/Ashley's most recent interview at Boobster News Center where she chats about her recent, shall we say, "career change".  Attached is most recent pic of Crystal that she sent in when doing the interview.

http://www.boobsternewscenter.com/2008/06/25/face-to-tits-with-crystal-storm/
"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can exist only until the voters discover they can vote themselves largesse (defined as a liberal gift) out of the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that democracy always collapses over a loose fiscal policy, always to be followed by a dictatorship."  -- Alexander Fraser Tyler

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms ... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants, they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. " -- Thomas Jefferson


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StormDancer

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Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #159 on: July 12, 2008, 10:50:53 PM »
For those who doubted and for those who wondered if the day would ever arrive, the DVD  Monster Tits with Crystal Ashley (formerly known as Crystal Storm) will be released on July 21.
     
     
"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can exist only until the voters discover they can vote themselves largesse (defined as a liberal gift) out of the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that democracy always collapses over a loose fiscal policy, always to be followed by a dictatorship."  -- Alexander Fraser Tyler

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms ... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants, they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. " -- Thomas Jefferson

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FREAKFETISH

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Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #160 on: July 13, 2008, 01:19:09 AM »
looking great on that box cover!

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Hentaibee

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Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #161 on: July 13, 2008, 04:02:20 AM »
oh yesssssssssss! finally

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StormDancer

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Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #162 on: July 20, 2008, 09:45:46 PM »
Well, this pic ain't 'zackly naughty but it is pretty nice...  Crystal and I are having a "disagreement".  Does anyone here think that her legs are fat, chunky or otherwise in need of "reshaping"?



Thank you.  I didn't think so...  Geez, *sigh* women...
"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can exist only until the voters discover they can vote themselves largesse (defined as a liberal gift) out of the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that democracy always collapses over a loose fiscal policy, always to be followed by a dictatorship."  -- Alexander Fraser Tyler

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms ... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants, they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. " -- Thomas Jefferson

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turboprinz

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Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #163 on: July 20, 2008, 11:24:07 PM »
Quote:

FREAKFETISH said:
looking great on that box cover!




In deed!
Unfortunately her scene in that movie is not as hot as the sexy cover promises.
Not really bad, that scene, but i've seen better scenes.
Just my 2 eurocent ...
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bignatslover

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Re: Crystal Storm MERGED
« Reply #164 on: July 21, 2008, 06:49:33 AM »
Quote:

StormDancer said:Crystal and I are having a "disagreement".  Does anyone here think that her legs are fat, chunky or otherwise in need of "reshaping"?Thank you.  I didn't think so...


LOL - you answered your own question correctly.  Of course her legs are fine just as they are.  

But I do need to have a word with her pedicurist.

Haha, I kid, I kid.