Overrated: James Bond. Yeah, I know, you're angry, aren't you? You're shocked and dismayed and some of you even downright incensed. I'm a Bond fan. I think he's a great example of the modern hero. But, the Bond franchise is past its prime, and no one can argue that. Who can name the last good Bond film? Tomorrow Never Dies. And GoldenEye before that...and the last good one before that preceded it by nearly a decade. And yet they continue churning them out, tanking MGM's old faithful tentpole franchise, pushing each and every one as if it were the Second Coming of Bond when in fact we all know that a good Bond film is, until proven otherwise, a thing of the past. The stories are flat, thin, and boring. The villains are hardly memorable, and in the last two outings didn't even get enough screen time to give a lasting impression. Bond, for the most part, has become a seriously tired formula. Pierce Brosnan, God bless him, has tried his hardest to shake things up and give new twists, and they've made for interesting moments, sure, but the insulting quality of the scripts have bested him. The film's nothing if you don't have a good (at least) story and a really great villain. The franchise is a bore.
Underrated: Stone Barrington is where it's at. For anyone who hasn't checked out the literary escapades of Stuart Woods' Stateside 007, you're missing out on the best thing since Bond. Stone Barrington, ex-NYPD cop (retired after taking one in the knee) with law degree, now lives in a huge renovated NY house inherited from his aunt and does high-profile consulting work with a local law firm. These cases often involve jetting to exotic locales, some being LA, Miami, Italy, London, etc., mingling with the upper-crust, staying in posh hotels, eating in fine restaurants, bagging at least two seriously hot babes, and helping crack pretty cool mysteries ranging from colorful thefts, murders, and switched identities to terrorism and political intrigue. Stone is a man's man, but loaded with class, and style, he's quick on his feet, quick with his fists, and the ladies love him. The series is long and shows no sign of stopping, and the books are thick but quick reads, full of colorful characters, cinematic writing (casting the books with **28** is always fun), and involving stories that hit the ground running, rarely pause, and give a satisfying finish. And each book usually contains some sort of chance meeting with Arrington, the great love of Stone's life that just never seems to work out. This series is what Bond SHOULD be, COULD be, and once was. When I long for a good new Bond flick, I settle in with a Stone book, and I have yet to regret it.