[gOOber]

Suppose one morning you woke up to discover that all women were flat chested? How would this change your life?

[F_Cup_Fitzgerald]

My life would be pointless.  

[MrHHH]

The BEA would be the only source of busty women in the WORLD. Imaginos would rule supreme!

[Pacman]

And I could charge crazy fee's to morph peoples photos back to their former selves!

[**DONOTDELETE**]

I'd live if all the women were flat chested, but if they were all ugly, too, then it would be all over. I've seen beautiful flat chested women, and hags with big breasts, and I much prefer the former.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

But what if there was no beer either ?

-Munch "Or Bowling? ... Well, I could live without bowling" Wolf

[**DONOTDELETE**]

no breasts? no beer? speak not of such ill omens.  

[Fret Pearson]

NO BEER OR BOWLING?  Munch Wolf what the hell are you playing at?  

The crazy things people can think up....  There is truly no limit to the human imagination!

Fret

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Enough of this anti-american rag-head propaganda. This is America, the land of free speech, big boobs, beer, bowling, football, baseball and cable television! Its where any son of a millionaire can grow up to be president! I'll hear no more of your perverse supressive Muslim swill. If you don't like it, you can run off to Afghanistan, live in a cave and weave rugs made out of your own hair!

[**DONOTDELETE**]

The only good news is the latex ladies would make a huge comeback.

Goober, it's Friday. Why are you trying to ruin the weekend?

[Palomine]

gOOber, y'ol rabble rouser!

Overall, I agree with werelocktemp... I've seen gorgeous flat-chested women that take my breath away now and again, and I'd prefer one (tho' I'd be even more nostalgic for a Dcup GF than I already am) to a hideous boobster any day. I like breasts... a lot... but, I love women.

[Tux]

Werelocktemp does have a good point.  Proof of this that a lot of guys like asian girls despite the fact that such a background isn't known for large busts (though they're still possible ^_^).

BTW, "No beer and no T.V. make Homer something something."