HD DVD we'll call it "The Summit". Three 20 minute acts. Joint venture between chelseacharms.com and beshine.com
Act I: Pose the question, who's biggest? Introduce the subjects provide background history in big-bust media, etc. End Act with a Skype call between the two arranging a rendezvous in MPLS., HH. or on neutral ground in between, tropical island, ski lodge, Vegas suite, etc.
Act II: Preparation & travel-gratuitous footage of each party stuffing their absurdly proportioned brassieres into suitcases and first person digital diary stuff; First encounter- dramatic arrival at destination and futile attempt to hug shot in super slo-mo.
Act III: Science- CGI enhanced tape measuring and scale weighing with breakdowns of saline vs. string implants ala Mythbusters. Breast play- self explanatory.
Bonus footage: Dinner with Chelsea & Beshine in a restaurant with very tight booths; the two out in public, snapshots, Vegas strip stuff, stopping traffic.