Apropos of nothing, as Sheryl Crow sings, I have an insane crush on an undergrad who's in a class with my old 47 y.o. self (I've signed up as a special student). Gotta be DD, with an overall firm body, and -- yes -- horn-rimmed glasses. I am MAD to ask her out, but I don't want to be Creepy Old Guy.
Sigh . . .
Our last class meeting is Sunday, so if I want to do anything, it better be then. I will gladly accept prayers, wishes of luck, and crossed fingers.

Oh -- and thank God I look only 35. (Really! )