[onion_writer]

Dear God:

Please send me the girl who perfectly fits into this.

All my love,

onion_writer

[anakinsrise]

 

[pedonbio]

Armed warheads ready to deploy.

That is, I assume, Lorna Morgan, gOOb?

Here is Virginia "Torpedoes Armed" Bell:

[gOOber]

That is, I assume, Lorna Morgan, gOOb?

Yowza, ready for liftoff.

[Boob_maniac]

I think we can call it torpedo tits

The Beautiful Jada Fire.

[BigPerkin]

tokyo torpedos

[pedonbio]

British torpedos: Ann Austin:

[gOOber]

 

[Feral]

Very very few women's teardrop-shaped breasts can compare to those of Maxi 32JJ.

Her boobs her intense. I'm thinking she's got to be way past JJ judging from that pic.

[Palomine]

This is a stunning retro hardcore blonde simply named Mary, who appeared in Private magazine #65. While not *quite* as impressive from a naval warfare standpoint as Cynthia M and her (very few) peers, I think you'll agree that Mary's hardly under-equipped.

I've only ever seen pix of her from this one appearance and know nothing about other work she might have done, if any. Though it's hard to tell from this photo (which I chose for thread relevance) she's as cute as a button with a mischievous vixen vibe and blissfully, her apparent interest in and comfort with the messier aspects of hardcore porn seem entirely genuine.

[pedonbio]

This is a stunning retro hardcore blonde simply named Mary, who appeared in Private magazine #65. While not *quite* as impressive from a naval warfare standpoint as Cynthia M and her (very few) peers, I think you'll agree that Mary's hardly under-equipped.

I've only ever seen pix of her from this one appearance and know nothing about other work she might have done, if any. Though it's hard to tell from this photo (which I chose for thread relevance) she's as cute as a button with a mischievous vixen vibe and blissfully, her apparent interest in and comfort with the messier aspects of hardcore porn seem entirely genuine.

Why, Pal, it appears that something of a penile nature has been inserted in her ladyparts!

[gOOber]

Why, Pal, it appears that something of a penile nature has been inserted in her ladyparts!

Isn`t that a bit risque?

[pedonbio]

I think it's mostly in the angle of the shot. Here's Janey Reynolds, not noted for torpedoes:

[Palomine]

I think it's mostly in the angle of the shot. Here's Janey Reynolds, not noted for torpedoes:

I respectfully disagree with my esteemed colleague. While it's certainly undeniable that the angle can emphasize the torpedoesque nature, I contend that some have the characteristic 'pendulous yet pointy' shape and some do not (overfilled implants are an obvious example: their spherical nature rarely, if ever, results in torpedoes IME) and of course, there's no hard-and-fast line dividing the two: some lie 'in between' the torpedo and not-really-torpedo camps.

Suzanne Pritchard and Cynthia Myers are prime and obvious examples of Torpedoes. A few of the gals in this thread so far are more in the grey area IMO, but still lovely nonetheless.   

[T_Man]

Aside from a great set of torpedoes, probably one of the sexiest photos ever...