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[Sawyer90]

So, what defines a set of tits to be "torpedoes"? I'm not quite clear on the concept... 

[TheZookie007]

So, what defines a set of tits to be "torpedoes"? I'm not quite clear on the concept... 

High, firm, conical, pointing nearly straight at you. The best exemplars being women such as Rosina Revelle, and Playmates like Cynthia Myers, Fran Gerard and Pamela Anne Gordon (below).

[Sawyer90]

Ah. Thank you much! 

[TheZookie007]

No problem

[Captain Nemo]

I post this in an other thread but if I am understanding "torpedo tits" right it is qualifying here too 

[TheZookie007]

Works for me! Those are some thermonuclear torpedoes right there

[Palomine]

High, firm, conical, pointing nearly straight at you. The best exemplars being women such as Rosina Revelle, and Playmates like Cynthia Myers, Fran Gerard and Pamela Anne Gordon (below).

I have to respectfully disagree with my learned colleague in one respect: breasts can most certainly be torps without 'pointing straight at you' If that were prerequisite, many of the classic torp models in this thread wouldn't qualify... Rosina Revelle and Suzanne Pritchard among them (as well as the stripper in my attached example). Torpedoes can (and often do) exhibit at least some hang, and while some torps are also hangers, not all hangers are necessarily torps.

Not to be persnickety, but the words 'high' and 'firm' could also be misleading in some cases... again: that could apply to some torps but there are many kinds of bosoms that can be described as 'high and firm' that are definitely not torps by any definition: half of the models sporting rock-hard-looking spherical implants up under their chins are surely 'high and firm' and in some cases they're also 'pointing straight at you' too, but their breasts are more similar to soccer balls than to torpedoes.

While you could argue that it takes all of Zookie's adjectives to comprise torps... in some cases the pair would surely be torps though in others, just as surely not. It's a subtle thing. Certainly most would agree that true torpedoes all have a certain something: a 'conical' quality bearing a resemblance in form to actual torpedoes or artillery shells or zeppelins. However, 'conical' isn't exactly always the same thing as pointy, and as mentioned earlier, where the cone tips point isn't (IMO) necessarily all that relevant (all breasts come so some sort of point, and all seem to point somewhere, but only a small fraction of breasts are actually torps).

With that said, there are plenty of models in this thread who have perfectly lovely breasts but who aren't remotely torpedoes in any objective sense. Just because a pair is high/firm/pointy it hardly renders them torpedoes. The attached image is an example... these are perhaps firm, and certainly pointy, but no one would describe them as being 'high' or of 'pointing straight at you.' However, this very pretty woman's breasts are almost archytpal torpedoes in the true, traditional sense of the term (i.e.: they look like the breasts of great vintage torp models in overall form, if not necessarily in scale).

Breasts are wonderful. And words matter. You say potato...

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Dang it all, I know `em when I see `em.

[TheZookie007]

While you could argue that it takes all of Zookie's adjectives to comprise torps... in some cases the pair would surely be torps though in others, just as surely not. It's a subtle thing. Certainly most would agree that true torpedoes all have a certain something: a 'conical' quality bearing a resemblance in form to actual torpedoes or artillery shells or zeppelins. However, 'conical' isn't exactly always the same thing as pointy, and as mentioned earlier, where the cone tips point isn't (IMO) necessarily all that relevant (all breasts come so some sort of point, and all seem to point somewhere, but only a small fraction of breasts are actually torps).

With that said, there are plenty of models in this thread who have perfectly lovely breasts but who aren't remotely torpedoes in any objective sense. Just because a pair is high/firm/pointy it hardly renders them torpedoes.

Points very well taken (pun unintended but left in there for the hell of it).

[CyberPlainsDrifter]

One word... "projection".