The Cool Movie-Line-and-Song-Lyric Thread

notty · « **Reply #315 on:** October 07, 2008, 07:17:10 PM »

"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

notty · « **Reply #316 on:** October 07, 2008, 07:25:56 PM »

"So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know."

"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"

"Not right now."

"A girl's gotta have her standards."

DruulEmpire · « **Reply #317 on:** October 07, 2008, 07:33:00 PM »

All right, I'm recalling one from "Austin Powers," the autobiography of Dr. Evil, and the last one is definitely "Real Genius," a sorely underappreciated movie.

Ciotogach · « **Reply #318 on:** October 07, 2008, 07:46:43 PM »

What make a man?
Is it the woman in his arms?
Just cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way he fights every day?

....No, it's probably the titties

Now your a man - DVDA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vl7jBY-owE
Complete with montage

DrHyde · « **Reply #319 on:** October 08, 2008, 11:46:34 AM »

"Why so serious?"

-The Dark Knight

DruulEmpire · « **Reply #320 on:** October 08, 2008, 12:00:20 PM »

"Hemingway once said that this is a fine world and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part."

Dearc · « **Reply #321 on:** October 08, 2008, 06:22:06 PM »

Last was "Seven."

"Isn't this beautiful? 200 deluxe rooms, heated outdoor pool, and a staff of caring professionals.

"I'm sorry, I'm being rude. My name is Walter Marek, I'm your resident manager here, welcome to Vacation Paradise."

"I hope you take plastic."

"We most certainly do, we elicit all forms of payments here. Now, I've scheduled a variety of stimulating activities for your enjoyment."

"Shuffleboard?"

"Water sports...Now, because the activities are extremely rigorous, we're very selective about our clientelle. We'd like to make sure they meet the requisite physical demands. So, just to get that ol' heart pounding, we thought...5 minutes in the pool with Ralph, our Director of Aquatic Activities...Enjoy!"

(Ralph screams...then dies)

"That's extraordinary. Not exactly what we had in mind, but...extraordinary. I could use a man like you, a position on my staff perhaps. We appear to have an opening! Think of it, huh? Run of the ground, free room, free meals. Anyone you can catch, kill and eat!"

"How's your health plan?"

"Ah, it's really not necessary...what's the average life expectancy, what...what? Six months? I've been here 7 years."

"And what if I say 'no'?"

"That would be very disappointing. Listen, if you gotta' go, you gotta go, I'm not gonna stand in your way. I could probably use the-"

"I'll stay...I'll stay. If you promise to hire another life guard!"

TheZookie007 · « **Reply #322 on:** October 10, 2008, 07:06:08 PM »

"'Country First'?
More like 'Country Worst'
Or 'Just Selling Merch'
Or 'Go To Church'

Sorry to burst but the record is showing
You ditch people like you forgot your homes
It was seven right?
The polls are tight
But your eighth house -- haha! -- it won't be White!"

-- "Obama Said Knock You Out"

ogler · « **Reply #323 on:** October 15, 2008, 12:11:46 AM »

I am the doctor and I'll kill your pain.
This is my speciality, extracting part of the brain.

notty · « **Reply #324 on:** October 21, 2008, 08:38:37 PM »

Night Man

Night Man, sneaky and mean
Spider inside my dreams
I think I love you
You make me want to cry
You make me want to die
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
Night Man
Every night you come into my room and pin me down
With your strong arms you pin me down
And I try to fight you
You come inside me
And fill me up and I become the...
It's just two men sharing the night
It might seem wrong but it's just right
It's just two men sharing each other
It's just two men like loving brothers
One on top and one on bottom
One is inside and one is out
One is screaming he's so happy
The other's screaming a passionate shout
It's the Night Man
The feeling so wrong and right man
The feeling so wrong and...
I can't fight you Night Man when you come inside me and pin me down with your strong hands and I become the niiiiiiight
The passionate, passionate Night Man!

Day Man

Day man
Fighter of the Night man
Champion of the sun
You’re a master of karate
and friendship
for everyone!
Day man, day man
Uhh ahhahh
Fighter of the Night man
Uhh ahhahh
Champion of the sun
Uhh ahhahh
Master of karate
and friendship
for everyone!
Day man, day man
Uhh ahhahh
Fighter of the Night man
Champion of the sun

Dearc · « **Reply #325 on:** October 21, 2008, 09:03:13 PM »

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA

Lopan: "No, not me, Mr. Burton. My demon, the god I must appease in order to regain my heart, my blood. A girl with green eyes to satisfy Ching Dai, a girl brave enough to embrace the naked blade, and when I find her I will marry her."

Wang: "Never!"

Lopan: "And Ching Dai will be happy and my curse will be lifted!"

Jack: "And you go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave."

Lopan: "INDEED!"

Jack: "Or check into a psycho ward, whichever comes first, huh?"

Lopan: "What does it mean? Two girls with green eyes? After all these years..."

Gracie: "You bastards, unchain me! You're not gonna get away with this! Where's Lopan?"

Lopan: (laughs) "This one has fire, as well!"

TheZookie007 · « **Reply #326 on:** November 20, 2008, 02:59:39 AM »

Quote:

"But watch for the trickery,
some people are slippery
They appear making history
disappear like a mystery..."

-- "Alright" (Janet Jackson feat. Heavy D., from Rhythm Nation 1814)

ChrisR1 · « **Reply #329 on:** November 20, 2008, 08:26:53 PM »

Looks like me and vince have caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that.
Whatcha' havin?
Um..hamburgers.
Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?
Ch..ch..cheeseburgers...
Nah, no no, where'd ya geet 'em - MacDonalds, Wendy's, Jack in the Box, where?
Big Kahuna Burger.
Big Kahuna Burger...that's that Hawaiin burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers - I ain't never had one myself; how are they?
Th.they're good.
Do you mind if I try one of yours?
This is yours here, right?
Yeah.
Mmmm..this is a tasty burger. Vincent, you ever had a Big Kahuna Burger? You want a bite? They're real tasty.
Ain't hungry.
Well if you like burgers, give 'em a try some time. Me, I can't usually get 'em cause my girlfriend's a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian, but...I do love the taste of a good burger. Mmm.
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
No.
Tell'm Vincent.
Royale with cheese.
Royale with cheese. You know why they call 'em that?
Uh..because of the metric system?
Check out the big brain on Brad; you're a smart motherfucker, that's right - the metric system.
What's in this?
Sprite.
Sprite, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
Go right ahead.
....Ahhh....That hit the spot.
You, Flock of Seagulls....know why we're here?

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