Here, we see a superb example of the wild, often imobile Fattius Baldium, more commonly known as "IowaGuy". Note the thick eyebrows and sloped brow, indicating his close relation to anscestral cousins, such as the chimp or even the orangutang. Also, notice the ever present "headphones" one of the devices Fattius has improvised for listening to "music" on "winamp". It is said that Fattius will be extinct in, perhaps, as few as 30 years, due to heart failure, or due to his breast fetish finally getting the best of him. A fascinating,rare, and wonderous find indeed.