I've always wanted to share a sighting I had at the only Comic Con I've ever been to. It was 2008 I think. I'll always be kicking myself because I was carrying a great camera for pictures of all the cool stuff.
We just get in and are gawking around at all the activity in just the big lobby area. Through some glass doors I see a yellow dress, and you know how this works, for some reason my titty sonar is pinging. Two splashes! Heavy Cavitation! That whole thing.
This very short woman comes in, and she's a mother, she's not alone. But who gives a fuck. I swear to god, she was the spitting image of Rachel Aldana. She was in this yellow dress that came down to like mid thigh, and with a neckline that must have been just above her areola. And her tits were at least the same size as Rachel Aldana's if not a bit bigger. Who can say.
I'm fumbling with my camera, but she's already zipped off into a small crowd to grab a pretzel. I get a blurry pic of her legs. She doesn't come out and my party is calling me to some stupid thing so I have to give up. We're just chilling around the bathrooms, when the clutch of nerds choking the hallway parts like the fucking Red Sea. It's like royalty is taking a stroll. Who should it be but Doppleganger-Rachel strolling past. My friend is holding my camera at the time and he isn't even slightly interested in the most perfect rack he'll ever see. If it's not a stretched out butthole he couldn't care less. Some guys are easy to please I guess.
I get the whole fleeting eyefull when she's closest to me. Maybe a couple feet away. They were just absolutely huge, and so gravity defying you couldn't be absolutely sure they weren't fake. It just doesn't happen in nature like that. Her nipples (just like Rachel's, still) are blasting through that dress. It's completely outrageous. Another friend even turns to me after she's past, and says something stupid like "did you see her nipples!? Whoa!"
I freaked out on the friend who had my camera and we nearly had a fight over it. Naturally the entire rest of Comic Con paled in comparison.