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Re: Laura S.G. "Just Shoot Me" epic boobage... how can she even stand up?!?
« Reply #45 on: September 17, 2003, 06:18:48 PM »
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Unfortunately I don't think that we will ever be seeing that fabulous body uncovered at this stage of her career.    
 




Sadly, I agree with you... if she hasn't whipped those beautiful fat puppies out by now, she's not likely to ever do so. But we can always hope.....

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Re: Laura S.G. "Just Shoot Me" epic boobage... how can she even stand up?!?
« Reply #46 on: September 17, 2003, 11:54:52 PM »
I have a sudden urge to watch The Stand. Was it any good? And how long was she in it? I wouldnt be too thrilled to find out that was her only scene.

And what else was she in?

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Re: Laura S.G. "Just Shoot Me" epic boobage... how can she even stand up?!?
« Reply #47 on: September 18, 2003, 12:46:02 AM »
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I have a sudden urge to watch The Stand. Was it any good? And how long was she in it? I wouldnt be too thrilled to find out that was her only scene.

And what else was she in?  




In reply IMHO: It wasn't any good, unless you're a real King fan. She was in the miniseries both before and after the [censored] scene, but as far as I recall this scene was the only 'good' one... after the [censored] she has white hair for the rest of the movie.

Check IMDB for her full credit list: http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000624/

Nina Takes a Lover was a bit of a chick flick, but LSG plays the main character and there's a good scene where she's trying on different outfits in front of a mirror. She was also in Quigley Down Under and Pretty Woman and of course Sex, Lies and Videotape (none of those movies is great, but all can be tolerated if you really like LSG). According to IMDB she also made a number of appearances on series like Miami Vice, Spenser for Hire, etc... I don't remember seeing any of them, but it's possible that some feature her charms to a better degree than others. Of course, finding episode #3.4 of an 18-year-old episode of Spenser would be a formidable task (though thanks to the Internet, not an impossible one).

As mentioned, she's never done anything nude or even topless. So, the bra in The Stand or the bikini in Nina is probably as good as it gets. I haven't seen everything she's ever done of course, so maybe there are a couple other choice bits worth hunting... some LSG fansites ought to have a cumulative appraisal of her work in this regard. Happy hunting!

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Re: Laura S.G. "Just Shoot Me" epic boobage... how can she even stand up?!?
« Reply #48 on: September 18, 2003, 07:22:18 AM »
Believe it or not but I have only seen one episode of "Just shoot me" so I don't have the best resource from which to draw an opinion on the show. However I agree that Laura is lovely. I also agree that her "apparent size" does vacillate. It is too bad that she does not dress to emphasize her unique figure - at least from the standpoint of Hollywood.
In the real world LSG is just a bit above average in chest size. This is a bit of a pet peeve for me. So many women in entertainment are described as buxom when in the scheme of things they are rather normal or below average. It is often just window dressing.
My wife can't stand the show and the episode I saw was not anything special. However it did have a fantastic bit of dialog. Those who watch the show may know of this one. Please excused me because I don't know the character names -
The taller female (old fashion model type) was berating Laura's character for not being sympathetic and said, "We know now that under that huge chest of yours beats a cold unfeeling heart!" - Laura just stood there looking down between her breasts with something of a confused pout.
At least the writers think she is "huge".  
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Re: Laura S.G. "Just Shoot Me" epic boobage... how can she even stand up?!?
« Reply #49 on: September 18, 2003, 10:53:26 AM »
I absolutely agree re: media/PR exaggeration of breast size when it comes to celebs... though Laura could fairly be described as 'buxom' by mainstream standards, most of the celebs who are constantly touted as being large-breasted are really average (ie: Cish) at best, and some are probably just large B cups assisted by push-up bras. Anna Kournakova, Britney Spears, Christina Aguliera, etc... are examples of this hype... I mean, YES, they HAVE breasts but for pete's sake, they're not really LARGE breasted. There ARE some genuinely busty mainstream celebs of course, as we've chatted about here many times.

I also agree that show-wise, Just Shoot Me is usually pretty crappy. But like others, I'm not watching if for the intricate plot lines. Another JSM quip stuck in my head: Nina (the older fashion model) to Maya (LSG) on again noticing how stacked Maya is: "Can you even SEE your own feet?"

As I've mentioned many times, though I luv LSG's big, soft looking rack, it's the fact that she's not some stereotypical blonde, skinny, implanted sitcom bimbo that makes her so appealing to me.

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Re: Laura S.G. "Just Shoot Me" epic boobage... how can she even stand up?!?
« Reply #50 on: September 18, 2003, 12:13:22 PM »
It's funny, but the simple relentless make-believe suggestion of something can be mildly satisfying.  LSG is not huge, but it's such fun to speak of her and to deal with her as if she is.  I remember a shortlived comedy called Flying Blind, which was not really so funny as it was an excuse for long hurried monologues which were more vaguely clever than humorous.  It was Tea Leoni's debut, before The Naked Truth (in its various incarnations) and Deep Impact and David Duchovny.  The conceit was that she was a supermodel with a perfectly ordinary guy for a boyfriend.  Leoni looks all right, but the scripts relentlessly pushed the idea that men were piling themselves up at her feet, and it worked in a way, it was fun to imagine that even though Leoni was no goddess.  It's funny, but it seems to me that the occasional lust object around here may not be so much a tribute to being inch for inch, pound for pound the bustiest of women, but the sheer buzz of enthusiasm we're willing to work up around her.  It's a kind of self-deception -- and it's not always bad.  

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Re: Laura S.G. "Just Shoot Me" epic boobage... how can she even stand up?!?
« Reply #51 on: September 18, 2003, 12:34:18 PM »
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It's funny, but the simple relentless make-believe suggestion of something can be mildly satisfying.  LSG is not huge, but it's such fun to speak of her and to deal with her as if she is.  I remember a shortlived comedy called Flying Blind, which was not really so funny as it was an excuse for long hurried monologues which were more vaguely clever than humorous.  It was Tea Leoni's debut, before The Naked Truth (in its various incarnations) and Deep Impact and David Duchovny.  The conceit was that she was a supermodel with a perfectly ordinary guy for a boyfriend.  Leoni looks all right, but the scripts relentlessly pushed the idea that men were piling themselves up at her feet, and it worked in a way, it was fun to imagine that even though Leoni was no goddess.  It's funny, but it seems to me that the occasional lust object around here may not be so much a tribute to being inch for inch, pound for pound the bustiest of women, but the sheer buzz of enthusiasm we're willing to work up around her.  It's a kind of self-deception -- and it's not always bad.    




Very astute and well-worded DE... and absolutely true of course. The microcosm of this community in regards to the tendency towards hype (say, about Anekee for example) mirrors the same tendency in society as a whole... the cult of **29**. Not an American thing specifically (no matter what some would have you believe) ...it just SEEMS to be an American thing due to the sheer quantity of American culture exported as media products (films, TV, music, etc...). The tendency exists everywhere though of course... in the UK some footballers are practically deified for example. For some reason, people (consumers) seem to need and want info about **28** and of course, given the chance to achieve any tiny bit of notoriety themselves, they're willing to subject themselves to extraordinary levels of public humiliation (i.e.: all the reality shows really seem to be symptoms of this, as well as satisfying voyeuristic urges not usually acknowledged in mainstream circles). WHAT is this fervent need (to consume what is so clearly hyped beyond all reason, be it a pop star or busty model)?  

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Re: Laura S.G. "Just Shoot Me" epic boobage... how can she even stand up?!?
« Reply #52 on: September 18, 2003, 12:38:20 PM »
I agree.  The fact that she is not a stereotypical blonde, skinny, implanted bimbo is EXACTLY what makes her attractive to me as well.  I can look at a Heidi Klum, or a Niki Taylor, or a Rebecca Romijn and find them to be incredibly attractive, stunningly beautiful women (btw: none of these women have implants, but they are exactly what today's society considers to be the model for beautiful people).  But for some reason it's always been the physically imperfect, aesthetically flawed women who have always caught my eye.  We talk about this all the time on the forum.  How many of you out there go gaga over pregnant women?  They are bloated, their tummies stick out, and society in general believes that this is something that should be concealed.  As if these women have a disease, when in fact they are in the process of creating a human life!  This is when a woman is at her most beautiful.  I also find that women who have some meat on their bones are just as sexy (if not more so) as your typical super-model type.  Hey, if given the opportunity, I'd bang Niki Taylor with NO QUESTIONS ASKED!  But that super-model body type is not what I prefer at all.  I LOVE a woman with curves; a woman with a big, thick, juicy ass, powerful thighs and muscular/meaty calves.  I want a woman to be real.  If she has some love handles aroung the middle, no problem!  That's just more to hold on to.

LSG has managed to keep herself in GREAT shape through the years. But I can't tell you how many times I've been in conversations like this with friends and the big problem that all guys have with her is her eyebrows and gapped teeth.  Huh?  She's friggin Latino fer Christ's sake!  Ofcourse she's gonna have furry brows!  At least she keeps them well groomed.  As far as the gap in between her two front teeth, I find that kinda sexy.  It's not like she's got a dental train wreck (a la Jewel).  She is not a classical beauty by most people's standards, and that is exactly why I find her so damned attractive.    

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Re: Laura S.G. "Just Shoot Me" epic boobage... how can she even stand up?!?
« Reply #53 on: September 18, 2003, 12:42:59 PM »
She always seemed cold to me. But I do agree that she's not a classic beauty. If it's one thing I that bores me about Female movie stars, is that they have a tendancy to all look the same.
 

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« Reply #54 on: September 18, 2003, 01:21:44 PM »
I'm looking to rack up posts today, so what the hey.  (Someday I may even get to check them on page 2 of the most frequent users list, which still only shows me page 1 -- I've noted this and other occasional limitations, perhaps specifically for my server, in the Site Issues board.)

I don't know so much about "deification," especially as that term tends to get brought out when it seems fair game to criticize the talent and worth of some specific stars.  To me the whole thing is simple and not even that diabolical -- namely, we really appreciate things which engage our personal enthusiasm.  I will never understand the appeal of a NASCAR race, or an Eminem concert, or a cycozombie episode, but there's no denying that these are engaging someone's enthusiasm.  (Certainly cycozombie himself must be enthusiastic, to generate over a thousand episodes so monomaniacally.)

I personally like to relax with the music of Sade, pronounced Shar-day.  Catch me in a weak moment and I'll refer to her as an angel incarnate or some such.  I've no shrine to her, and 99.95% of my life sails on just fine without thinking about her, but I'm still very thankful for the 00.05% when I do think about her.

The fact is that it's arare and good thing to find something worthy of unreserved enthusiasm.  For me, the original Outer Limits and the original Star Trek engage that enthusiasm, even though I know full well that a third of the episodes were crap and another third mere time-killers.  So (to finally address the question) when the culture fails to provide something quite that surefire, we miss that feeling, and we opt for any number of also-rans.
Take Alias.  It's a relentless onrushing tumble of tricks and twists, a little too well tailored to the generation of the brief attention span, but it's the best fun I've seen in a while, so I'm a fan -- and I probably wouldn't think of Jennifer Garner as much more than a talent and a nice face without Alias, but within the context of Alias she becomes, she is made, all the more fascinating.

In Garner's case, I like to think that many of us men are responding to how great the character of Sydeny Bristow is.  A bit unfortunately, however, we may be too macho to admit that a woman is our new hero -- presumably only the more pathetic male geeks are permitted to love Xena -- and so, instead of saying "She's talented" or "What a character," we prefer to say "Garner is HOT!"

As a general rule, audiences refuse to understand that much of their fascination with a star lies not so much with the star as with the ingenuity of the scriptwriter.  People seem to honestly believe that movie stars are IMPROVISING their lines and their stories all the time, and so the stars inherit a glory which could easily have been passed along to someone else by the casting director.

We crave the engagement of enthusiam, and we settle for the also-rans perhaps because, in a way, we must.  I worry about the alternative, a tendency I've been sensing to try to trash pretty much anyone and anything automatically.  I'd rather be naive enough to love a few things than love nothing at all.

I recommend the Neal Gabler book Life: The Movie.  Even life stories are becoming formulaic entertainments, in this age of the Biography Channel and the E! True Hollywood Story.  A pattern emerges: the star must rise, then grapple with hubris, then "earn" his or her way back into our good graces with a proper show of humility.

Around here, I think we're just happy to be horny and to find any common ground for that.  "She makes you horny?"  "Yeah!"  "Yeah, she makes me horny too!"  "Damn, she's making us all so HORNY!"  Something like that.  I prefer to hold back till something really catches my eye -- but very luckily for the Princesses here, the average member is not so reserved.  Princesses need the love.

Anyhow, it can be fun to treat Tea Leoni as the goddess she's not, or LSG as stripper-sized when she isn't.  I see no harm in hype, provided you don't believe in it too much and keep it in a spirit of fun.  When you don't have the real deal, when the next Sophia Loren isn't coming any day now, then you keep hope alive.  I'm pro-Anekee myself, but even though she's probably just some vain and bratty messed-up kid, it's way too easy to write her off, and a little more interesting to keep a margin of hope open for her.  Reality gyps us all the time, but we can always go on hoping.

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Re: Laura S.G. "Just Shoot Me" epic boobage... how can she even stand up?!?
« Reply #55 on: September 18, 2003, 02:30:40 PM »
I'm not sure where that came from, Druul, or what the point is.  I originally felt the need to post in this thread because I genuinely find the chick attractive.  Ever since I first saw her back in 1990 when Sex, Lies & Video Tape aired on Pay Per View, I kept her image in the back of my mind just in case she popped up in another role somewhere.  I don't worship her or any other woman.  I have a relatively firm grasp on reality, and consider myself to be of sound body and mind.  I own a number of adult oriented DVDs which I get great pleasure from, but I don't go so far as to worship any of these women.  I don't stalk them or think of them as anything other then attractive women.  That's why I enjoy posting to the BEA.  I don't believe that something as trivial as big tits should be over analyzed.  When tempers flare and people get wayyy to serious about something that should be light and fun (eg: Anakee), I leave.

Laura is in my opinion a very attractive woman.  I like her face, her legs, her tits...hell, I love the whole package.  Simple as that.          

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Re: Laura S.G. "Just Shoot Me" epic boobage... how can she even stand up?!?
« Reply #56 on: September 18, 2003, 05:55:39 PM »
O.K.  No one else has said it, and it seems so obvious.  Also to lower the I.Q. level of this very intensive thread.

The reason LSG (sounds like a food supplement) appears so big up top is SHE'S SMALL.  She has at least C's on a very short/tiny frame!  

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Re: Laura S.G. "Just Shoot Me" epic boobage... how can she even stand up?!?
« Reply #57 on: September 18, 2003, 06:10:17 PM »
Sorry about that, LTB, I guess I was responding rather exclusively to Palomine.  (I read everything flat and am more confused than helped by all this "threading," so I'll grab a handy post and post a reply even if it's not directly to that post.)  Didn't mean to appear to hijack.

The point about LSG being small is a good one.

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Re: Laura S.G. "Just Shoot Me" epic boobage... how can she even stand up?!?
« Reply #58 on: September 18, 2003, 11:56:32 PM »
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It is too bad that she does not dress to emphasize her unique figure - at least from the standpoint of Hollywood.... In the real world LSG is just a bit above average in chest size. This is a bit of a pet peeve for me. So many women in entertainment are described as buxom when in the scheme of things they are rather normal or below average.  




I agree wholeheartedly. Hollywood is the only place where I've ever heard a woman wearing a 36B get called "busty".
 
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Re: Laura S.G. "Just Shoot Me" epic boobage... how can she even stand up?!?
« Reply #59 on: September 19, 2003, 12:33:42 AM »
Reminds me of that SNL sketch I just so happened to see this morning. Where David Spade asked why the models arent pretty anymore and why they look like men.

Sad, but true. And most are flat as a board. Though there are exceptions... like Tyra Banks. But what is she, C?