Joe Posnanski muses on watching TV while growing up....
"Over time, I would say I learned a lot of things from television.
Cool meant being able to get a jukebox to play music merely by hitting it.
Uncool meant trying to pick up women at the Regal Beagle.
Love meant enduring Michael J. Fox, even in his Reagan years.
Hope meant believing that you might have a singing career, even while working as a waitress for Mel.
Justice represented slamming the door in the face of the doorman, who was always trawling for a tip.
Technology meant giving somebody one bionic arm and one bionic eye.
Judgment meant deciding whether or not to gong someone.
Country meant Marie Osmond.
Rock 'n Roll meant Donnie Osmond.
Being **92** meant hiccuping a lot, like Foster Brooks.
Being dumb meant bidding on the first showcase showdown. In those days, the second one was ALWAYS better.
The greatest insult was calling someone a hockey puck. Or meathead. Or telling them to put a rubber hose up their nose.
Bad guys always tried to outrun the cops.
Everyone wanted to shoot J.R.
"Leave The Sugardome"