[F_Cup_Fitzgerald]

Elmer Season.

Sarah Michelle Gellar or Alyson Hannigan?  

[d_latt]

Gellar. No question about it.

Carmen Electra or Brooke Burke?  

[sheber]

Brooke Shields.

Miriam or Daniel Webster

[dev]

Samuel Johnson. What's all this colonial nonsense.

Sugar or Salt?

[F_Cup_Fitzgerald]

France. The women are all salty, the men are all sweet.

Clive Cussler or Alastair MacLain?  

[sheber]

Mclean Stephenson

M*A*S*H or Friends

[AZWolf]

M*A*S*H  It was just good TV, they didn't give a rip what the Hollywood rags thought about it, them, or their freakin' hairstyles.

Knife or gun?
 

[Gilroy]

Knife, because too many Goddamn people dodge those damn bullets in movies when they could be dodging knives!



Bottled Water or Hose Water?

[Whink]

while hose-water is more of a frinedly reminder of being a kid...safety comes first.

Bottled Water

COMEDIANS:

Billy Barty or Billy Connolly?  

[AZWolf]

Billy Connoly

Chicken or beef?
 

[sheber]

Beef, because you can't make a decent hamburger out of a chicken.

The chicken, or the egg?

[dev]

Lamb. Beats beef on flavour and texture, and even works with many chicken recipes.
[edit]
The egg. It's quieter.
End or Fin?

[Shimmerin]

End
fin is french for "i'm gay"  (thats a joke folks.)

Sprite or 7-up?

[Blax12]

 For what I can remember Sprite tastes a little better than 7Up. But probably they are the same forumla or so.

You over her or She over you? (opposite if you are a straight female...)

Blax12    

[AZWolf]

Well, she was over me faster (over a year before we separated!  Whee!).  Though she won't date for years to come (her words, and...I completely believe her).  I'm already dating again, so....

Pen or pencil?