Breasts in Movies and TV: The Combined Thread

Argyle · « **Reply #45 on:** February 07, 2006, 06:18:45 PM »

One of the "sequels" to Screwballs--actually, it was just the same cast re-named in a different story, Loose Screws featured a much more voluptuous Terrea Foster as waitress Wendy.

Argyle · « **Reply #46 on:** February 11, 2006, 12:12:31 PM »

Happy New York is a movie about six native Poles trying to find fame and fortune in New York City. They live together in a shabby apartment, which is ironic considering the videos they shoot and send back home which make it appear as though they are living the high life. The only girl in the group, Teresa, played by Katarzyna "Kasia" Figura, has a job caring for an invalid, and it is learned that he has offered her $100 extra if she will walk around the apartment without a bra (or a blouse). "He's a cultural guy", she explains to one of her roommates. Considering the offer, she's afraid he will fire her and find someone else who'll do it. And besides, as she explains, giggling, when she was in Poland, her friend from Chicago wrote her saying "Come to America! Busts are big here!"

Later, she explains the situation to another of her roomates, while on all fours scrubbing the floor as the camera homes in on her cleavage spilling out. He advises her to tell the cripple "Polish girls don't show their tits for free or for money." At least not until marriage.

There are a number of great references to Kasia's figure in the film, and one of the best is when she is introduced to a new member of their group, who looks her over, carves out two big arcs in the air with his hands and exclaims that she has "great talent!" She laughs at this, then explains that the the "immigration guy" checked out her tits by pretending to admire her necklace. She opens her jacket, and says, laughing, "first the passport, then the crucifix. First the passport, then the crucifix!"

There's an extended scene at the dinner table where Kasia waits on her flatmates,serving up dish after dish and plate after plate, bending over gratuitously each and every time she does so.

Happy New York's probably got a big cult following, if for no other reason than Kasia's lovely melons.

turbo · « **Reply #47 on:** February 11, 2006, 10:52:24 PM »

Thanks for your continuing efforts to cull these choice women from certian oblivion.

I certainly haven't heard about many of these actresses that you've been posting on!

Have you thought about taking over the BIM section from BW1? It certainly looks as if he isn't maintaining it anymore...

Argyle · « **Reply #48 on:** February 12, 2006, 06:03:11 AM »

Quote:

Have you thought about taking over the BIM section from BW1? It certainly looks as if he isn't maintaining it anymore...

I have offered once before, but got no response. I remain available.

Argyle · « **Reply #49 on:** October 24, 2006, 05:27:57 PM »

First off, The Janitor is yet another of those inane T&A slasher/comedy flicks that have sprung up in recent (2003) years. There is little to distinguish it as a film, though the commentary track is pretty funny (titled, appropriately, "Extremely **93** Commentary"). That comes in handy, because it's here that we learn that the TNA (get it?) sorority babe with the biggest cans is actress Kelly King.

The filmmakers predictably note Kelly's ...ahem...attributes in the following dialogue during her shower scene (replete with sound effects):

[bells and whistles]
"God bless her"
"Look at those TITS!"
"She was so great, and totally professional, and..."
"And has mammoth mammaries"
"Well, she has huge tits, but she obviously knows THAT..."

So there you have it. Kelly King. She's 5'1", enormous zoomers. Totally cute. And hopefully, she'll be cast some more in the future.

Check out Stephanie Christine Medina in this flick as well. Not quite as busty, but she's got an interesting scene.

Palomine · « **Reply #50 on:** October 24, 2006, 06:23:51 PM »

IMO, committing Kelly King's breasts to film (or perhaps digital videotape) is justification enough for "The Janitor" to exist. Such lush fleshy goodness should be a part of the cultural record. Magnificent!

Thanks!

DJPFC · « **Reply #51 on:** October 24, 2006, 08:31:03 PM »

I'm a fan!

TheZookie007 · « **Reply #52 on:** October 24, 2006, 10:03:27 PM »

(paints half of his face white and the other half blue)

TNA! TNA! TNA! Woo-hoo!

Argyle · « **Reply #53 on:** October 25, 2006, 07:39:14 AM »

Good 'ol Tau Nu Alpha....

A bit more data about Kelly:

Officially, Kelly S. King. IMDB says she had an uncredited part in Not Another Teen Movie and is scheduled to appear in the upcoming Natural Possession which is in post production.

She has a website at ksking.com which lists her work in other films/projects, most of which appear to be student films or indies. There is also a downloadable "film reel" of a couple of her film appearances, including a bit from The Janitor. Nothing explicit, but in a couple of frames you see that she's packing.

According to her resume, she's 5'1" and 130. That's about perfect. God help her if she's ever discovered by Hollyweird. She'll be 98 lbs. in no time.

She's also supposed to play a **33** in something called Quadrant 42, a sci-fi film, scheduled for a fall 2007 release.

datits · « **Reply #54 on:** October 25, 2006, 08:09:33 AM »

Nice find man , fu*k me was my immediate response (goes off looking for more ).

Good_Grip · « **Reply #55 on:** October 25, 2006, 10:37:59 AM »

Very nice. Beautiful hangong boobs.

Thx for the pics.

Argyle · « **Reply #56 on:** October 25, 2006, 11:02:09 AM »

Update:

Turns out, there are easter eggs on The Janitor DVD. One of them is a 3.5 minute montage, set to music, of bonus nudity from the film that apparently wound up on the cutting room floor. Kelly appears in three spots in this. The first minute or so is an extended sequence from her shower scene, and shows her enter the bathroom, take off her shirt and bra, and wash her breasts in the shower, from several angles--frontal, overhead, behind. This is a real treat, since in the film proper, the psycho janitor is attacking her. I think the reason she's so appealing is that she *isn't* the traditional Hollywood actress--she looks like the girl we all went to school with back when, who had (so we thought) world class juggs and an unmatched sexual appetite. OK, so maybe she doesn't, but Christ--who's complaining?

Later in the easter egg, there is more footage of the topless pillow fighting, and a short lingering look at Kelly. Finally, at the end of the easter egg, there is a nice close-up shot of her breasts as "blood" trickles onto them from her mouth.

Now, for a low-budget horror comedy, The Janitor has a nice DVD presentation. I already mentioned the Extremely **93** Commentary. There is a photo gallery, several deleted scenes (including one of the TNA girls in their tight shirts interviewing the janitor), a music video, theatrical trailer, a one-hour "making of" featurette that has some great advice (always shoot the nude scenes first so if anyone backs out, you don't lose much of your investment), the short film on which the movie is based, plus three easter eggs. The featurette has a bit of footage of Kelly King as well, during her initial interview/audition.

So, while I can't in good faith recommend The Janitor as a film, it IS an entertaining package on DVD. Definitely worth a look.

Goldeneye · « **Reply #57 on:** November 07, 2006, 03:51:56 PM »

bgb · « **Reply #58 on:** November 08, 2006, 01:24:46 AM »

Managed to see the dvd, but couldn't find the easter egg you mentioned. Please can you let me know how you get to it?

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