What a fantastic video! Thanks for sharing! I'm a realist and I realize I have no chance of ever attracting a girl with such an amazing body. Too be honest, I'm not even sure what I would do with someone with such a perfect figure! Ok I could think of a few things, but you know what I mean!
Mcgarp, two things: 1) Does it work as an icebreaker to mention at some point that you have one ball? I'm serious--Women have a thing for "wounded" men. And 2) Catch her on a down day. If you live in L.A., go to an audition for "Big-boobed bimbo extras being hired for 'Hangover 3'". When the rejects come out the door, pick one and tell her that she should have gotten the job, 'cuz she was best. Make sure she's not wearing a ring.
But be sure to dress sharp. Three-piece, cream-colored suit. Unless you're tall. Then make it a two-piece.
EDIT: I'm sorry. That was presumptuous of me. As Munch and MasterDragonfly can tell you, I look more like Yoda than I look like Tom Selleck, but you've gotta do the best you can with what you've got. And, as Dan Savage says, the key to a lasting, long-term relationship is a whole bunch of one-night stands.