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thewall0334

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Re: WE LOVE HEWITT
« Reply #150 on: September 24, 2005, 05:20:42 PM »
nice morphs through out the thread...very nice boobs in all of them

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atomicbreasts

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Love Hewitt
« Reply #151 on: September 24, 2005, 07:39:48 PM »
She is soo gorgeous!

And I thought she already  had  big boobs lol

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GALVATRON

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Re: What the world needs now is Jennifer
« Reply #152 on: September 24, 2005, 10:28:26 PM »
bwaaaahhh!

Jennifer is not only beautiful, she is wise beyond most fleshlings.

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Angelus

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Re: What the world needs now is Jennifer
« Reply #153 on: September 24, 2005, 10:54:10 PM »
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Hollywood actress Jennifer Love Hewitt is appalled that Matt Damon has failed to send her a thank you note, after she mailed him a bed as a gift.

The generous brunette took pity on Damon after reading one of his magazine interviews, in which he bemoaned the fact that he rarely got to **82** in his own bed.

And the I Know What You Did Last Summer beauty immediately decided to take action by going shopping on his behalf.

She says: "There was this article and it was about Matt Damon, and he was saying that he works so much that he doesn't feel like he has a bed of his own anywhere. And it really struck me as this sort of sad thing.

"I was like: 'He's famous and he's so cute and he's Matt Damon and he should feel like he has a bed.' It just made me sad. So I sent him a bed. I sent him an AeroBed and a comforter and sheets. I wrote in there that I was a
huge fan and that I wanted him to travel with it and feel like he had a bed wherever he went.

"I never heard back from him. I have (seen him since) and he's kind of looked at me a little weird."

Hewitt is proud to say when she wrote to Gwyneth Paltrow to congratulate her on her Oscar win, the actress replied with a note thanking her.






An Aerobed?

AN AEROBED?

Jesus H. Christ, he's an a-list actor, and you're no poor thing yourself, and you send him a 50 dollar inflatable bed?  Jesus, at least spring for a **82** Number Bed or Tempur-Pedic.

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Re: What the world needs now is Jennifer
« Reply #154 on: September 24, 2005, 11:46:30 PM »
bwaaaahhh!

Damon probaly wanted to thank Love, but his no-talent hack of a best friend probably interfeared. It probably went something like this...



Matt Damon: "Hey that really cute chick with the boobs sent me a bed. I think that means she wants to **82** with me! I'm totally going to send her a thank you note."

Ben Affleck: "Salma Hayek sent you a bed! Awsum dood!" (spelling mistakes are to highlight Affleck's stupidity and suckyness)

Matt Damon: "Nah. WAY cuter... It was Jennifer Love Heww.."

Ben Affleck: "Hold it right there buddy! You know Jennifers are MY THING! If one of us is shacking up with a cute and famous Jennifer it's going to be me!"

Matt Damon: "Fine, but she'd never like you. Remember, She's wise beyond most fleshlings. She must realize that every movie that you've been in without me has sucked big time."

Gweneth Paltrow: "Hey guys! I'm having a great day! First I win an oscar, then I find out that Jennifer Love Hewitt wants to have sex with me."

Ben Affleck: "Wait. You didn't send her a thank you note, did you?"

Gweneth Paltrow: "Heck yeah I did! There's no way I'm passing up a chance to suck on those fine titties!"

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Angelus

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Re: What the world needs now is Jennifer
« Reply #155 on: September 25, 2005, 07:35:40 AM »
You're missing the point.

I'm implying that your girl is somewhat cheap.

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Hudd

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Re: What the world needs now is Jennifer
« Reply #156 on: September 25, 2005, 08:07:49 AM »
Galvatron,
I have to admit, when i watched the premier of Gwhisperer, I thought about you. A man who truly understands obsession as well as I do. Not that I'm obsessed with anybody in particular mind you.

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Re: What the world needs now is Jennifer
« Reply #157 on: September 25, 2005, 10:26:32 AM »
bwaaahhh!

Thanks for watching. Here's hoping you have one of those ratings monitoring devices implanted in your TV.

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Re: What the world needs now is Jennifer
« Reply #158 on: September 26, 2005, 06:30:14 PM »
JLH sends Matt an Aerobed because he said he rarely gets to **82** in his own bed and you call her cheap? Maybe he's rarely home because he's so busy making movies. Since Aerobeds are easily portible, I happen to think it's a very thoughtful gift. Besides, she also sent sheets and a comforter. Those could have cost many times more than the bed itself.
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Angelus

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Re: What the world needs now is Jennifer
« Reply #159 on: September 26, 2005, 07:03:50 PM »
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 Those could have cost many times more than the bed itself.




Please, she's from rural Texas.  She got 80 thread count sheets from Wal-Mart and a discounted Incredibles comforter.

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Re: What the world needs now is Jennifer
« Reply #160 on: September 29, 2005, 09:26:36 PM »
bwaaahhh!

Jennifer can be seen in this months issue of GIANT (breasts) magazine.

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Dr_Fashizzle

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Re: What the world needs now is Jennifer
« Reply #161 on: October 01, 2005, 06:26:36 PM »
I tell you, that morph from GIANT magazine just might be the best ever!

She's like "Don't you wanna have a taste?"

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Re: What the world needs now is Jennifer
« Reply #162 on: October 03, 2005, 04:51:13 AM »
bwaahhhhh!

Every so often, Jennifer needs to let the girls out for some air.

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Re: What the world needs now is Jennifer
« Reply #163 on: October 03, 2005, 04:55:07 AM »
I find it hard to breathe when Jennifer has them out in the air.  
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The_Fonz

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Re: What the world needs now is Jennifer
« Reply #164 on: October 03, 2005, 07:39:40 AM »
Anyone else like it when Galvatron has some free time and graces us with 3 morphs in a week?