bwaaaahhh!
Damon probaly wanted to thank Love, but his no-talent hack of a best friend probably interfeared. It probably went something like this...
Matt Damon: "Hey that really cute chick with the boobs sent me a bed. I think that means she wants to **82** with me! I'm totally going to send her a thank you note."
Ben Affleck: "Salma Hayek sent you a bed! Awsum dood!" (spelling mistakes are to highlight Affleck's stupidity and suckyness)
Matt Damon: "Nah. WAY cuter... It was Jennifer Love Heww.."
Ben Affleck: "Hold it right there buddy! You know Jennifers are MY THING! If one of us is shacking up with a cute and famous Jennifer it's going to be me!"
Matt Damon: "Fine, but she'd never like you. Remember, She's wise beyond most fleshlings. She must realize that every movie that you've been in without me has sucked big time."
Gweneth Paltrow: "Hey guys! I'm having a great day! First I win an oscar, then I find out that Jennifer Love Hewitt wants to have sex with me."
Ben Affleck: "Wait. You didn't send her a thank you note, did you?"
Gweneth Paltrow: "Heck yeah I did! There's no way I'm passing up a chance to suck on those fine titties!"