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prinz

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Re: Sofia Vergara MERGED
« Reply #60 on: March 17, 2005, 03:37:35 PM »
Two thumbs way up! sweet!

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ZoD

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Re: Sofia Vergara MERGED
« Reply #61 on: March 17, 2005, 03:53:22 PM »
Her skin is kind of odd....to freckly for my tastes. Also im not really a big fan of latin women.
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WantumBigger

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Re: Sofia Vergara MERGED
« Reply #62 on: March 17, 2005, 05:27:47 PM »
oh yeah, the tan, huge boobs, amazing body, incredible smile, and her obvious willingness to be really goofy really turn me off..... NOT!  (for the goofiness thing, watch Soul Plane or Big Trouble.... ok, skip soul Plane)

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SwitcherX

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Re: Sofia Vergara MERGED
« Reply #63 on: March 17, 2005, 06:33:34 PM »
There's been a rumour going around for a long time that all of Tom Cruise's girlfirends since he got divorced from Mimi Rogers are arranged for publicity and the women sign contracts that say what they have to do and what they get in return.
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Re: Sofia Vergara MERGED
« Reply #64 on: March 17, 2005, 09:55:49 PM »
I see she's over 5 feet tall so she can help
Tom get a drink at the water fountain too.

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hawkeye4181

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Re: Sofia Vergara MERGED
« Reply #65 on: March 17, 2005, 10:29:55 PM »
I'm not so sure about this one.....sort of looks like its been through the mill and the lacquer wore off.....
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Sadistyk

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Re: Sofia Vergara MERGED
« Reply #66 on: March 17, 2005, 11:28:16 PM »
That lucky motherfu....



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Re: Sofia Vergara MERGED
« Reply #67 on: March 18, 2005, 12:14:36 AM »
She's the only reason why any human would watch "Chasing Papi".

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Sadistyk

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Re: Sofia Vergara MERGED
« Reply #68 on: March 18, 2005, 12:17:37 AM »
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She's the only reason why any human would watch "Chasing Papi".




Well, she was the only reason I watched it.

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turtle21

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Re: Sofia Vergara MERGED
« Reply #69 on: March 18, 2005, 12:21:01 AM »
Wait how many girls has Tom Cruise had?   Or dare I ask?

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Re: Sofia Vergara MERGED
« Reply #70 on: March 18, 2005, 12:29:21 AM »
How many guys has Tom had?
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Sadistyk

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Re: Sofia Vergara MERGED
« Reply #71 on: March 18, 2005, 01:15:11 AM »
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How many guys has Tom had?




LOL!!!

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Re: Sofia Vergara MERGED
« Reply #72 on: March 18, 2005, 01:45:43 PM »
Tom's lawyers will be contacting me any minute now...
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Re: Sofia Vergara MERGED
« Reply #73 on: March 18, 2005, 03:47:21 PM »
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Tom's lawyers will be contacting me any minute now...




He does sue anyone that says he's gay or short or just an arrogant asshole in general.  Careful....
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Re: Sofia Vergara MERGED
« Reply #74 on: March 18, 2005, 05:24:22 PM »
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I see she's over 5 feet tall so she can help
Tom get a drink at the water fountain too.




  Her breasts are big enough to function as canteens, and at the right height for him too

 
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 I'm not so sure about this one.....sort of looks like its been through the mill and the lacquer wore off.....  




No way, she's just one of those chicks that gets really tan, so the pictures of her at night don't come out that good

 
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 She's the only reason why any human would watch "Chasing Papi".
 




I thought Roselyn Sanchez was hot in that, and Patricia Velasquez was cute.  Not to mention I thought it was funny, but I'm hispanic so I might be biased.