One for the road. I rushed from my favorite niteclub to catch te last bus home. Anxiously waiting at the stop I looked around for something to bide the time. That something came in the form of a tipsy black couple stumbling from the same direction came. The tall lanky effette male of the two was holding a heart to heat with the female, a brown, bespectacled woman in her early 20's with a staggering, hulking juggernaut of a bosom-and general build- comparable to Keisha Evans but natural. I faked a **93** stumble across the street for a closer look so as not to disturb or bother them. Each breast resembled an overstuffed sofa cushion jammed into her distended black tanktop, the printing on which was rendered unreadable, white fabric at the arms hinted at a mammoth white underwire bra easily in the KK-M cup range. As I watched this Zeppelin display approach from across the street and pass, my fake stagger soon became the real thing. When the bus finally arrived 5 minutes later my jaw remained firmly dropped.