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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #255 on: January 06, 2004, 04:28:00 PM »
Do yourself a favor and visit your nearest newsstand.  The photos of Jordan in this month's Maxim are amazing.  I was going to buy it, but it was only 4 photos of her (one clothed), and I couldn't justify the cost of the whole magazine for just that..

Still, she looks breathtaking and is worth a browse!  
 
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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #256 on: January 06, 2004, 06:38:36 PM »
"I do have big tits. Always had 'em, pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune with 'em."  (Dolly Parton)


"Jessica never tries to be sexy," Simpson tells GQ. "She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!" (Jessica Simpson's FATHER !)

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #257 on: January 06, 2004, 06:40:20 PM »
"I do have big tits. Always had 'em, pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune with 'em."  (Dolly Parton)


"Jessica never tries to be sexy," Simpson tells GQ. "She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!" (Jessica Simpson's FATHER !)

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #258 on: January 06, 2004, 06:43:05 PM »
http://www.maxim-magazine.co.uk

What transforms you from an angel into a devil?

"Short skirts. The shorter the better. As soon as I put one on I'm in a devilish mood. The problem is I can't buy them short enough, so every skirt I buy I have to customise by hacking the bottom off. I like them when they come to just under the arse cheek. That's when I drop my bag, bend over and pretend to struggle to pick it up. They'd be more sexy worn without knickers, but I'm not getting my bread and butter out."  
"I do have big tits. Always had 'em, pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune with 'em."  (Dolly Parton)


"Jessica never tries to be sexy," Simpson tells GQ. "She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!" (Jessica Simpson's FATHER !)

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #259 on: January 06, 2004, 08:03:01 PM »
I really think Jordan's are the most beautiful tits I've ever seen...

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #260 on: January 06, 2004, 08:06:20 PM »
Is it just me or is that third picture GoCubsGo posted looking more retouched than usual?

Just bugging me sorry
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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #261 on: January 06, 2004, 08:17:58 PM »
One rather gets the impression that there is a definite point of no return when she is bending over...

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #262 on: January 06, 2004, 08:21:34 PM »
 
Quote:

 One rather gets the impression that there is a definite point of no return when she is bending over...  




Just the thought of that brings a smile to my face.  

Thanks.

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #263 on: January 06, 2004, 10:22:57 PM »
Quote:

I really think Jordan's are the most beautiful tits I've ever seen...  




I disagree, but to each his own!

I think EWA Barbara Sonnett has a to-kill-for body and face, her eyes and tits are the most beautiful I have ever seen!

This one Jordan just doesn't do it for me, she looks like her ass and legs have seen little or no exercise their whole life!  And tits?  silly bags of saline cannot compete with EWA/Barb's AMAZING natural nats!

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #264 on: January 07, 2004, 01:35:13 AM »
Damn...

I hate America for having Paris Hilton as our mascot 'party girl'.

She's just so scrawny and skanky. Jordan has a certain...touch. A big boobied one.
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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #265 on: January 07, 2004, 06:43:03 AM »
What she lacks in class - she makes up for with cleavage.

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #266 on: January 07, 2004, 07:15:44 AM »
Quote:

What she lacks in class - she makes up for with cleavage.  




CLASS!?!

What the fuck man! I like 'em dirty, slutty, and easy!!!


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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #267 on: January 07, 2004, 07:45:14 AM »
 
In risposta di:

 What the fuck man! I like 'em dirty, slutty, and easy!!!


Heavy "Geez...I must be the only REAL man in this group! " Metal  




  No, you are not.

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #268 on: January 07, 2004, 11:09:44 AM »
Quote:

Heavy "Geez...I must be the only REAL man in this group!  " Metal  




I don't think so, jack!  I tend to like women that look like women and not drool over one of those who has the body of an 11 year old boy with implanted tits stuck on!

Hell, I must be one of the REAL men in this group!

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #269 on: January 21, 2004, 08:59:18 AM »
The Sun - 21/01/04

GLAMOUR girl Jordan vowed to show her boobs on I’m A
**29** — and make fellow beauties Alex Best and
Kerry McFadden get theirs out TOO.

Jordan — who sported a new braided hairdo as she went
out on the town last night — insisted it would be a
show to remember for millions of lucky fellas.

The 25-year-old said: “Everyone has seen my bits,
that’s boring.

“What I’ll do is make Alex and Kerry show everything.

“I will make them play a game where you have to remove
items of clothing.”

She said: “I reckon this style will make it easier in
the jungle, it’s not as if you can wash your hair like
normal.”

She added: “I’m not scared about going into the
jungle, I’m invincible.

“I’ve put a tarantula on my arm so I’m not afraid of
anything now.”

Jordan was blasted last night by bitter rival Jodie
Marsh.

The Essex Wives star sneered: “I hope Jordan stays out
there and never comes home.”

When told, Jordan snapped: “Jodie Marsh can sit on my
middle finger.”

Meanwhile Jordan has backed herself to win I’m A
**29**, betting £200 at 7-1 at Ladbrokes in Central
London.  
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