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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #300 on: February 04, 2004, 02:05:16 PM »
Unlike you people, we don't have a national investigation - damn, if we had to have one of those every time Jordan got her waps out, we'd probably have bankrupted the BoE.

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #301 on: February 04, 2004, 02:34:38 PM »
Hello Good-grip....thanks for the note.....LOL...isn't the english language inadequate sometimes......Sorry, yes I did take your comments completely the wrong way...

Hehehe....we Brits do not expect to see irony from you colonials...it is not your usual style of humour...

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #302 on: February 04, 2004, 10:43:48 PM »
Not a problem.  I'll try to write more clearly in the future.

 
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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #303 on: February 06, 2004, 09:18:30 AM »
 Johnny "Rotten" Lydon has revealed why he walked out of the “I'm A **29**” camp yesterday, just four days from the end of the event.

He was seen by millions of TV viewers cheerily kissing the other contestants goodbye and then pushing cameras out of his way as he doggedly and purposefully exited the “I’m a **29**…..”campsite area.

Lydon also revealed to Ant and Dec that he decided to leave immediately after Razor Ruddock was voted out. He said: "Razor’s eviction made me decide to leave, when they turfed him out he looked so shocked and miserable, I thought 'sod that' - that's real humiliation. Then I looked around and thought “Where is my competition?”.

In a reference to Jordan, he said: "That's silicone valley - the CRAP end of it. She is one really lazy, selfish, preening, spoilt sod and nothing but a fucking blow-up Page 3 bimbo. She is a classic case of 'I don't know how to boil an egg'."

Earlier he told the cameras: "I live in a different world to this. No disrespect....but I don't want to be turned into Des O Connor or a mainstream light entertainer and **29**. It is time for me to move on. I have done what I wanted to do here. I came for the challenge and for the closeness to wildlife, I have had that and it has all been great. I don’t know why all the others have been bitching"

"I am not being arrogant here, but I suspect that I would win outright and I really don't want that." (he was unaware that he had been the bookies favourite, with shortening odds since day one)

He also said the evictions had become "unpleasant" for the evictees.

He then added: "You people cannot hurt me. You cannot stop me. You cannot beat me. I know that and you know that. Bye bye I am outta here. I am going to do some scuba diving with the sharks off the barrier reef for a few days"
 
Lydon agreed to return later that night for the live TV interview with Ant and Dec when he explained his reasons for leaving. He was shown his highlights from the last 11 days and said that his fellow campers were a great bunch of people. Lydon hoped that Kerry McFadden would be the eventual winner, saying that she was a “plucky” youngster. He then refused to make the traditional nomination for one of the campers to do today’s “Bush Tucker Trial” and suggested that the remaining campers choose amoungst themselves. He said that he had enjoyed the whole experience, especially “the insanity of putting me in with those fucking ostriches, that was a hoot”, but it was time to move on.

 
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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #304 on: February 06, 2004, 08:50:25 PM »
...the following sites:

http://**29**.granadainteractive.com/index.shtml (the main "I'm A **29**, Get Me Out of Here!" site)

http://www.page3.com/special/**29**/jordan_home.html (with links to Page3.com's daily Jordan Watch segments, as well as other photolinks)

Enjoy.
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« Reply #305 on: February 06, 2004, 09:12:27 PM »
http://www.page3.com/special/**29**/jordan_watch6.html

After yesterday’s bikini fest, the conversation was bound to centre on the massive 32FF assets of our favourite **27**. Worried that they might be melting in the Aussie heat, JORDAN URGED THE GROUP TO GIVE THEM A FEEL. Razor Ruddock and Lord Brocket didn’t need a second invitation.

 
AFTER A GOOD GROPE, Razor grinned and said, “They certainly do feel heavier than normal. My mates in the golf club will be well jealous.” While all cheeky Charlie Brocket could manage was a rather disturbing upper class leer! Even former BBC royal correspondent Jennie Bond got in on the act, stating that they felt “A bit rubbery.”

Punk legend John Lydon, who is currently the bookies favourite to win the series, seemed more concerned with the practicality of living with such large boobs. He passed up the opportunity to cop a feel, joking: “Get your implants out of my face.” But he then quizzed the Brighton bouncer on back pain and balance asking: “With boobs like that, how come you don’t topple over. Doesn’t it hurt your spine?”

 
Later, during a conversation with Peter Andre, ex-Atomic Kitten and all round wet blanket, Kerry, confessed to having a thing for Jordan. While trying to get him to admit to having an interest in the model, Kerry said, “You’re only human. F****** hell, I’m female and I want a piece of her.”

As she continues to prove that she is the most entertaining contestant in this year’s show, Page3.com is throwing its full weight behind her.........

 
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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #306 on: February 07, 2004, 08:21:03 PM »
Thanks for the replies, guys.

Sadly, Jordan was voted out of the jungle this evening.

I suppose its still taking an occasional look to see Kerry, but if she leaves it'll be all over.

I hate those reality type programmes. :-)
 
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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #307 on: February 09, 2004, 09:02:22 AM »
Well Jordan's finally 'out of there', but she was entertaining.  It'll be interesting to see how her public profile goes...there's been articles in many of the papers, and many women have indicated that they have a new respect for Jordan...for her courage in dealing with the jungle trials, for her good-natured humour and how she was able to get along with the other contestants and show warmth in her relating to the other female contestants.

I'll be interested to see if her **29** status gets a big boost since many of the past contenders have enjoyed new and revived careers.  I think we can expect to see her on TV more often.  Aside from the £100k she got for the 10 days of roughing it, i think it was a good career move for her.

Well i enjoyed getting to know her...and she looks better than ever in a bikini...
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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #308 on: February 11, 2004, 11:50:09 PM »
The Sun - 10/02/04

SEX-MAD Jordan last night told of her jungle frolic in a bunk with Peter Andre and said: “It was the most sexually charged night of my life.”

For the first time, the busty model lifted the lid on their under-the-covers session on I’m A **29**.

Jordan said they kissed and cuddled in her jungle bed but stopped short of having sex.

She said: “Yes Peter and I did get very intimate.

“The sexual tension between us was mind blowing. I fought against it every single minute we were in there, but it was impossible to resist.

“I wanted him so much, it physically hurt. He’s devastatingly sexy and I had to give in to my urges.”

Jordan, sporting a longer and even more blonde hair-do, said she pulled Peter’s arm around her and tucked it under her boobs so he was even closer.

And she said she can’t wait to be reunited with Peter so the pair can finally, “totally satisfy” their passions.

Mum-of-one Jordan, 25, says she ended the steamy session because she spotted a camera turn its glare on them.

She said that on another occasion the pair began kissing each other passionately beneath the covers.

Again they dodged the cameras and Jordan told Peter they would have to wait until they were reunited atthe end of the series.

Jordan’s revelations last night came after millions ofTV viewers were left wondering whether she and Peter will become an item.

After being evicted, Jordan had yelled down a message to Peter in the camp. She said: “Tell him yes — YES!”

The model also confessed she had hidden her emotions from the 90s pop hunk until she was sure he was genuine. And in a reference to her apparent teasing, she said: “I do like him and I liked him all along. I don’t know if he will forgive me.”

Blushing Peter, 30, could hardly contain his joy as he was shown a video of Jordan opening her heart as he left the I’m A **29** camp.

He exclaimed: “How can someone say No to that?”

Moments before, Peter — who came third on the ITV1 show — had told hosts Ant and Dec: “She’s a lovely girl. I will always have nice stuff to say about her. She’s wonderful.”

Earlier, Jordan confessed she had fancied Peter for YEARS — even drooling over his photo when she was a pop fan teenager.

She said: “He is gorgeous. I used to fancy him — he was my pin-up and I liked him. I can’t help that — I’m human.”

Meanwhile, Jordan’s former boyfriend Scott Sullivan revealed that he had been DUMPED by text.

Scott, 21, flew out to Australia to see Jordan and had frantically tried to contact her with his own text messages after she was voted out.

But his attempts were in vain. He revealed: “It took some time for her to reply but then it came back. The message that I dreaded — that she no longer wanted me.”
 
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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #309 on: February 11, 2004, 11:50:47 PM »
She looks funny in that picture, doesn't she?
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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #310 on: February 11, 2004, 11:55:10 PM »
Funny?  Oh, I say sweet, sweet.

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #311 on: February 12, 2004, 12:16:12 AM »
Funny? She looks like a horse.

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #312 on: February 12, 2004, 09:02:28 AM »
If I were Jordan, I'd be laying the smackdown on that photographer... or possibly using some esoteric method of oxygen deprivation.

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« Reply #313 on: February 12, 2004, 09:16:15 AM »
Poor girl, her boobs are too big for that bra.

... er ...

That bra is too small for her boobs
When it's touchable it's real.

I'm as subtle as a brick.

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« Reply #314 on: February 20, 2004, 11:32:51 AM »
Ths Sun - 20/02/04

BUSTY Jordan and jungle hunk Peter Andre had their first date last night.

The couple, who fell for each other on ITV’s I’m A **29** . . . Get Me Out Of Here, enjoyed a meal with pals.

Andre and Jordan — real name Katie Price — who made no secret of their love for each other on the hit reality show, then partied into the early hours at a nightclub.

But they only arranged the first meeting since leaving the Aussie jungle ten days ago after Jordan, 25, sent Andre, 30, a bouquet of roses on Saturday’s CD:UK show.

For dinner last night they went to Mosaico restaurant in Mayfair, central London, and ate pasta and lamb and drank two bottles of wine.

It was a long way from their meagre jungle rations of rice and beans.

Onlookers said Jordan, wearing a black corset, and Peter, dressed all in white, couldn’t keep their hands off each other.

Restaurant manager Claudio Marchese said: “They sat together and kept touching each other — they looked like they were a couple in love.”

The bill for the table of six came to £300.

JORDAN promised her fans yesterday: “Don’t panic — I’ll keep taking my kit off” after emails to her website were concerned she would quit glamour modelling.

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