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siliconefreaks

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #675 on: September 26, 2006, 08:44:40 AM »
thanks jordan is great

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Liam

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #676 on: October 24, 2006, 02:47:21 AM »
Hot off the wire...

Jordan To Have Fourth Boob Job

 

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Blax12

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #677 on: October 24, 2006, 03:30:44 AM »
 How was the phrase in matrix? Everything that has a beginning has got an end?

But I think the quote that fits best the situation is Darth Vader's line at the end of the last Star War: "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"


Blax12  
 

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Angelus

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #678 on: October 24, 2006, 04:54:17 AM »
Pfft.  Please.  Jordan's teased getting a reduction for about 5 years now.

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lars573

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #679 on: October 24, 2006, 07:40:37 AM »
And one of these days she might just go through with it. Still in my 5 years here she's threated to reduce 2 other times, by my count.
were going to see an inverse relationship between the number of stab wounds I inflict and how many answers you give me.

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EVIL_DICK

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #680 on: October 24, 2006, 08:44:37 AM »
Frankly, I'm more concerned with her staying in rehab and not having any more [censored].

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Tulip

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #681 on: October 24, 2006, 12:13:42 PM »
Its true, she has been saying that for years.

I never seen her naked standing up recently and thats probably because her boobs have sagged a lot. With a fortune estimated at £3 million pounds I do not think she would want to keep those "heavy" boobs for much longer.

and yes - I think she should not make those comments about her boobs, its not very grateful is it? Especially considering that she never had any other "talents" to sell.....

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #682 on: October 24, 2006, 05:21:50 PM »
The worrying thing is, she now seems to think she has a genuine chance at a singing career - but only IF she has them reduced. What a crock, doesn't seem to have done Ewa Sonnet any harm. And Jordan shouldn't be so swift to assume that a) people are not that interested in her chest anymore and b) that her singing career is going to be a success. I mean what's her foundation for either of these assumptions? Has she not become infinitely more famous for her boob jobs than she ever was for her earlier modelling? Anyone actually heard her sing? At best she's average, and most of the time she's not very good.

She's been talking about a singing career for years and it's never taken off, it's a little naive to think that the boobs are to blame, I think. They're what made her a household name. IF she's genuine this time and it's not yet ANOTHER bluff, it will be a very bad career move.  
Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt...

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #683 on: October 24, 2006, 05:34:02 PM »
She also said she wants them reduced so that she can have a baby.  She claims she's afraid to breast feed her baby at her current size with the implants.

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Angelus

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #684 on: October 24, 2006, 05:54:21 PM »
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She also said she wants them reduced so that she can have a baby.  She claims she's afraid to breast feed her baby at her current size with the implants.




The tabloid claims that.  Which is poppycock.  She's had TWO [censored] with her tits that size.  Her last boob job was done before Harvey.

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danball1976

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #685 on: October 24, 2006, 05:57:08 PM »
You know, its entirely possible that since this is a tabloid, the entire story is a fake.

Here is what appears to be her blog: http://www.ukjordan.com/

I haven't seen any mention of a reduction on it.

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Angelus

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #686 on: October 24, 2006, 06:00:33 PM »
Quote:

You know, its entirely possible that since this is a tabloid, the entire story is a fake.

Here is what appears to be her blog: http://www.ukjordan.com/

I haven't seen any mention of a reduction on it.




THE ENGLISH TABLOID PRESS MAKING SHIT UP!?!?!?!?!?!?


NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #687 on: October 25, 2006, 10:10:28 AM »
De-lurking for once...
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The worrying thing is, she now seems to think she has a genuine chance at a singing career - but only IF she has them reduced.


If this  Link really she and Peter "Brainiac" André singing as puported, then she should keep the boobs and shouldn't give up the day job!

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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #688 on: October 25, 2006, 10:53:17 AM »
I've been watching these Jordan PR pieces for a while and...

Now I see it; silly me.  The headline should read:

Jordan promotes upcoming Christmas album with bogus breast reduction announcement.  

Case solved.  (I hope.)

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If all goes to plan, Jordan, real name Katie Price, will have the reduction to tie in with the release of her Christmas album of duets A Whole New World with I'm A **29** star Peter.



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"Plus, she doesn't really want to be promoting a family album with those big jugs on the front."



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Re: Katie Price aka Jordan thread MERGED
« Reply #689 on: October 25, 2006, 10:59:58 AM »
She should probably announce it to the Surgeon instead of the press, true?