[BillN]

When I'm refering to my wife they're "Love Bumps", genericly it's "tits", but I am getting fond of "The Home Entertainment Center".

[beachboy]

LOL!  I like that one, bnaivar.

[**DONOTDELETE**]

JUGGS.  

[Zasha]

...Or when!  When I get my hubby excited (he's the typical Pavlovian Dog), he starts kind of hyperventilating and exclaiming "Heh-heh...Boobies..Huh-huh.."

[JizzTits]

i wonder if anyone calls them "George Dubyas"...

[Zasha]

Ya know, something I've noticed about men and your pet names for female body parts, you can make almost any noun and verb combination into a fairly clear euphanism for breasts.  Not so with buttocks.

To wit:  A busty chick walks by, and one guy says to another, "How'd 'ya like to walk up THOSE gravel driveways?"  

[Catch]

Breasts, boobs, and boobies are really sexy.  Knockers, hooters, yabooes, etc. convey the thought in a sterile way.  Except for Young Frankenstein:
Young Dr. Frankenstein - "What a pair of knockers!"
Terri Garr - "Why thank you herr doctor!"

Since I grew up on a farm can't stand tits!  It puts me in mind of milking a fidgety Jersey on a cold morning.
 

[Rev_Monsoon]

I love them all of course, but I think "Boobs" may take the lead in my opinion since my (now ex) girlfriend once said "I think my boobs are bigger."

[BigDaddy]

Either puppies or sweater meat.  

[Scarab]

Well around these 'ear parts we likes to call 'em "Tig old bitties".... But me, I like "tit", just because I had this friend that would giggle like a school girl when you said it.... then again, this is the same friend that tried to intergrate the word "C*nt" into very day speach... and well called him "Chota, fucker of the dead".... never mind bad example...hehe...


-Scarab




 

[Whink]

Gams, jugs, gazongas, tits, chest, boobs too.
Gams is definitely my favorite,

[invisible pervert]

here's a good ol' british one for you

jubblies

or my own...knokaarrs ...

or even pink earmuffs (work it out from a male point of view)

[SAMU]

When I'm playful I like puppies too. When they are under a loose shirt with no bra they look like a couple of happy puppies. I like to say "oooh happy puppies!!!"  

[Palomine]

Sweater puppies. Because they're just so much damn fun to play with.

Palomine

[Zasha]

HA HA HA HA HA!!!  Oh, My, God!!!  I LOVE that movie!

"Would you care for a rrroll in ze hay?"

and...

"Wait, master...It might be dangerous...You go first..."

By the way, it's a specious argument, I know, but the lines are

"What knockers!"
"Oh!  Thank you, doctor!"

The only reason I know that is because I have that dialogue (accompanied by the preceding door hammers) as an hourly alarm on my Mac!