Couldnt't possibly make a joke about bowling balls, or melons or any such items when speaking about you that would be terrible. Your presence just commands so much respect and adoration.
I have been a long time pervayer(hope I spelled that right I'm usually pretty good with spelling its punctuation that gives me the gears) of this website and I just recently joined up finally mostly so I could join in on this thread. You are a very lovely woman don't ever change it would break my heart.