Thanks for the well wishing. It is now 6 am pacific time and I'll be heading to the hospital in about 5 hours for check in.
I had to do some stupid-henious pre routine that has to have been the most painful thing in some time :/ First they have you stop eating solids about 24 hours before the proceedure and instead of a simple gatoraid drink-flush-your-system-thing, I had to down 1 gallon of Colyte, ever 20 min until gone. Didn't have much of a taste but with my current digestive problem I got about halfway through and still had not mmm...flushed my system out. So I had to stop **94** it as my stomach was full to bursting, then it finally made its way through my system and that was really painfull. Finished it all off a few hours later and have been up all night dealing with the left over flushings of waste out of my system since then. God I'm tired and sore.
My surgeon from a year ago told me that there is only one other place on the body more sensitive then your ass and thats your eyes, lucky me :
Dick & Jane Thank you for the welcome and thank you for the compliment along with the wellwishing.
MelloMP Thanks! I am no longer captain here and have not been for some time but appreciate the sentiment none the less. I like your avatar
Zorro Your morphing skills have improved sir! I was happy to create a gallery for you and thank you for the well wishing.
Palomine Would still like to get together with you one of these days. Not sure I still have your mail addy due to a HD meltdown back in Feb of this year. Not sure what IBS or UC is. Thank you for the well wishing.
homevintner Hi Homevintner, you've been on the forums for a good long time. As you can see my prep was probably very similar to what you were mentioning

Thanks.
Chestnuts Nice to see you're still around. Heh, I hope that your colonoscopy goes well. I hope I never have to do this again for a very long time if ever
Bambi_Blaze Hi Bambi Blaze, I've seen some small smattering of stuff by you and Dr C. You're a very pretty woman. I hope that Dr Curvy and Sheber are doing ok too, great guys!. Thanks for wishing me well. A Guy can always use hugs from a sweet lady, more so if she's endowed
Fedde Thanks! Yeah so far I'd not wish this on my worst enemy, if I had one.
CarlTL Hey Carl, I remember your FatKing avatar

Thanks for the well wishing and I agree.
HamsterGal Ah the Ineluctable and Inflatable HamsterGirl. Yeah all sorts of jokes can be made and I've heard them...mostly from my surgeon

heheh he's a cool guy. Thank you too for the well wishing.
(for some reason I thought your chevious industries nick meant that you were MissChevious with a new nick)
peterh Hi Peter! I'm glad that you're still around too. I was glad to make you a gallery and I'm glad to see you're still morphing away! Thank you.
shara1 
Thanks?
MunchWolf I'm not even sure i want to see my colonoscopy pics. I'll be happy to just wake up in the recovery room and have them give me a clean bill of health. Thanks
rtpoe Heh yeah butt jokes have to be right behind the hot foot from the stone ages, rather timeless

Thanks you good sir.
Gtech Ah I wish they were stacked but they sent me to the land of the flat nurses last time I was in the hospital

We'll have to see this time though. Why can't I have one of them good-fantasy-hospital visits
MasterX0 I'm glad to see the jokes and well wishing. Lifts the spirit it does. Only realm I've been in has been rather hot with little pitchfork bastards but I'll be getting out of there soon. Nice place to visit...well ok, no it's not

. Sometimes life has it's ups and other times it has it's downs, one must survive the downs to enjoy the ups.
TheHerald LO! Do your Clarion Horns trumpet certain wisdom. Methinks the current webmaster saw no need to remove my status for which I am thankfull. I'm too honorable to go and cause mischief if I were so inclined to be wroth at my summary dismissal.

Thank you for the well wishing.
Hentaibee Thank you Hentaibee. You're a very prolific producer of pneumatic pretties. Glad to see you chatting here and part of the BE Family.
Nimrod Thank you for the comic, it is very touching, Oh Great Hunter! Unfortunatly in my addled state I am unfamiliar with KC? or this particular comic, Few days after my real birthday too. Enlighten me?