For that you should be taken to the closest oak tree and be hung like a pinata and beat till all of your stuffing falls off ! What a ghastly thing to even think about ! What a horrible, horrible thing to even spout. Have you no mercy or humanity ?

Till my stuffing falls... off? *confused* Surely even naughty-pinatas have their stuffing fall *out*? :-p
I know what you really want to do to me at that oak tree, and I have too much humanity to show you mercy... ;-)
P.S. Wow... More Chandler, please! Also, I do think Suicide Girl Ember is delightfully booby-luscious, though her hair is excessively short.