I've got the perfect local woman to submit for this thread, but haven't been able to get a decent shot of her. Not as though I'm trying oh-so-hard or anything, but rather because I don't have a camera phone of any sort and wish this girl her privacy. I'd prefer her consent before getting her picture and posting it, but I doubt that will happen.
Also, my apologies to the mods for having them edit my previous post. I should have realized a link to a news site would include subsidiary links and so forth to content including prohibited content. My bad there, and I apologize!