Iowa, the Summer of '95, every Wednesday I'd travel with a friend down to "The Planet" a Des Moines nightclub with a 17 and up night every Wednesday. A Wet-T shirt contest would kick off like clock work at 10 pm. Predictably of about 10 contestants, 8 would be 100 lb. B-cups tops one of which would win because they pioneered the thong look, or did some lame pseudo-lesbo dance with another chick. The other two would be thick corn fed Iowa teens, one of which had no business being on stage (fat and flat-chested) the other was a baby faced plumper endowed with a pair of knockers that out-classed every thing else on her frame, a slightly smaller and uglier Nadine Jansen if you will.
This scenario carried out through most of the summer and I suffred through it due to an eye-popping aberration I spotted only my first time there. One sighting I collected with so-many others during my time in the Hawkeye state. She was a brunette with long straight hair, possibly of Native American descent , about 5-5 or 5-6 with udder shaped mams that must've weighed about 10 lbs apiece ass they drooped midway across her belly and appeared about 48 inches around at their fullest. Imagine a bigger Devon Daniels if possible. The two or three times I saw her she was braless as they were so big and had that rare teardrop shape bra shopping had to be impossible.
The first night we arrived there she beat out the other 7 or 8 contestants mostly by default, she was so ludicrously big. It also was the night I announced proudly to the world I was a breast man. You voted for your fave contestant with a cheer. A took a deep breath and let out a deafening "Whhooooo-for-the-love-of-all-things-holy-pick-her-as-the-
winner" in my best Sam Kinison tribute. I got the funniest look from the host. She got the $100 prize and didnt split it.
The other two times I saw her were back at school during Black student functions both on and off campus she rolled with a roving band of out-of-town football and basketball groupies. At one bar she was about to pop the clasp on a haltertop that she wasnt really wearing, it just lay across her chest covering her nipples, her oversized boobs seeping out the sides middle and bottom of the thing. remember it like it was last night.
