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Theodore

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #90 on: October 19, 2006, 02:29:48 PM »
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Unfortunately for you, not only do they all suddenly sprout breasts as big as Anya's, the age of consent in your state is lowered to 12, just as you get permanently transfered out of state for work related reasons...to Baghdad.



That would just be my luck too.  

Granted, you are dead now so you have no sense of humor.

I wish that your wish doesn't come true.
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #91 on: October 19, 2006, 02:52:01 PM »
Aw, isn't that sweet? Unfortunately, your wish was granted, I still have my wry sense of humor, plus I'm still alive, since you died instead of me. Sorry, old chap!

I on the other hand wish that I could meet an Indian princess who is stacked like Rukhsana.
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mofoapoo

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #92 on: October 19, 2006, 03:20:48 PM »
granted, but she is also stacked....IN HER PANTS!  meaning she has a penis if you didnt get that.

i wish you would all stop wishing for large breasted women and actually tried to get one.  get some initiative dammit!
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Theodore

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #93 on: October 19, 2006, 03:22:34 PM »
Granted but now there is none left for you.

I wish I knew what it was.
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HamsterGal

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #94 on: October 19, 2006, 03:54:12 PM »
Granted. It's a toaster!

I wish I could take myself seriously, just once.
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Theodore

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #95 on: October 19, 2006, 03:56:36 PM »
Granted, but you got so bored you never left your bed for three weeks.

I wish I could date every one of the NE Patriots Cheerleaders.
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #96 on: October 19, 2006, 03:57:10 PM »
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Theo: I wish I knew what it was.


Granted: and know that, whatever it is, you can find it on eBay.
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Theo: I wish I could date every one of the NE Patriots Cheerleaders.

Granted, and I hope you enjoy your case of antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea.


I wish I had a way to talk to the President. Directly.
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Theodore

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #97 on: October 19, 2006, 04:06:52 PM »
Granted, however that way involved you **71** him and thus you are now in jail.

I wish that you could post faster.
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TheZookie007

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #98 on: October 19, 2006, 04:11:59 PM »
I wish so too. So I am forced to grant you that wish. And now my hands move across the keys so fast, the keyboard catches fire. Pity.

I wish I could prove that Aquaman is not the most useless of the Super Friends.
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Theodore

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #99 on: October 19, 2006, 04:16:21 PM »
Granted, everyone already new that.

I wish that my lab partner would leave her bf for me.
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notty

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #100 on: October 19, 2006, 04:19:34 PM »
Granted, but after a couple dates she says there's no chemistry.

I wish I had a makeup team!
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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #101 on: October 19, 2006, 04:42:09 PM »
Granted. But they are former rodeo clowns.

I wish electronics weren't obselete as soon as I buy them.
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Theodore

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #102 on: October 19, 2006, 04:52:04 PM »
Congratulations, now they are obsolete before you bought them.

I wish I could have more confidence in myself.
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Palomine

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #103 on: October 19, 2006, 07:16:19 PM »
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I wish I could have more confidence in myself.



 Granted. Now you're an insufferable egoist no one can stand to be around.  

I wish Notty were a few inches shorter and lived down the street from me.
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Theodore

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Re: I Wish Game
« Reply #104 on: October 19, 2006, 07:23:56 PM »
Granted, however you two never actually end up meeting.  Sorry.

I wish that I knew the way to get any woman on the planet to have sex with me.
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