Nancy Quill (MERGED)

The_Fonz · « **Reply #195 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:05:52 AM »

Please don't, can you remember a time someone from this forum contacted a lovely woman and she was interested in our attention?

Cause I can't...

BarnacleBill · « **Reply #196 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:59:31 AM »

IMHO, someone should send her an email stating that we will pay $$$$$ for her to be in a "**29** bikini calendar" and tell her you've already signed X, Y, Z female **28** and ask her if she wants to be a part of it.

Oh and its for charity.

save the little puppy dogs or some shit

robclassact · « **Reply #197 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:46:46 AM »

In the spirit of satire, can you add a line about "...so I was hanging out by your trashcan yesterday. So you're into the healthy choice Campbell's Soup. That's cool."

Palomine · « **Reply #198 on:** April 30, 2009, 12:24:07 PM »

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Q_BE said:
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Bonecracker said:
Oh you sophisticated stalker wannabe, you!

LOL

Bone...

Pssshhaw. Her station email is at the station's website.

Here's a draft proposal of the email I'd like to send:

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Dear Nancy,

I bet you didn't know you have an internet fanbase outside of your radio station/ DJ work.

I am Q-BE (pronounced "cube"), and I would like to take this opportunity to inform you of a group of fellow gentlemen like myself who post at the BE Archive Forum ( http://forum.bearchive.com ) who absolutely go ga-ga over your ginormous jugs (if you know what I'm saying). We fans of yours at that site are unabashed about our appreciation of the feminine figure, being that we frequent such a site of adult interest, so I thought I'd pass along our happy thoughts.

Now, I don't claim to speak for other members of the forum, but I would absolutely be delirious if you shared a better glimpse of your voluptuous figure with us. Of course, we haven't been able to find out much more about you (a tribute to your personal rectitude), other than that you work at Magic 106.7, but we sure do appreciate any publicity shots we do find of you.

Of course, I will point you directly to the thread of interest on our forum. That way, you will not have to observe any other part of our site should you not wish to do so.

Here is the link: http://forum.bearchive.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/596327/

Please know that I only wish to email you the highest of compliments and the best of days to come!

Sincerely,

Q-BE

What do you think?

Q-"It's not perfect, but it has potential"-BE

When I first skimmed this, I actually thought it was Galvatron making a joke: sharing the text of an email that he pretended to intended to send to a public figure while posing as you, Q-BE. Then I looked more closely and saw that it WAS from/by you at which point I was unsure whether you were serious or perhaps (I hope) making a joke.

This sort of thing has been discussed MANY times before... the Owner of this site, who has provided it free of charge to like minded folks for more than a decade, prefers that users DO NOT do anything to raise its profile with anyone outside of our own little community. To invite a model or **29** to come here and witness the posts of their fans is NOT a consistently good idea... in fact, some of the existing prohibition rules came about EXACTLY because well-intentioned invites like your email above were NOT received in the 'appreciative' way you imagine they would be. I think you'd be well advised to realize and accept that our shared interest is NOT shared, let alone understood and appreciated by everyone else.

If this is a joke, fine... hahahaha. However, because this sort of thing HAS happened before, with negative consequences... I hope you'll understand if not everyone gets the joke or finds it funny. If it's NOT a joke, then PLEASE DO NOT SEND THIS EMAIL.

Bftfan · « **Reply #199 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:33:02 PM »

I'm guessing it's a joke and we're suppose to laugh...

Q_BE · « **Reply #201 on:** May 04, 2009, 12:59:03 PM »

Don't worry, people. I'm not sending any such email out.

Q-"Drawing a fine satire line"-BE

DJPFC · « **Reply #204 on:** May 04, 2009, 03:46:29 PM »

I feel better already...

Bonecracker · « **Reply #207 on:** May 04, 2009, 07:51:30 PM »

One should never have to apologize for a sense of humor, even a prank or a punk like that... just let everyone in on it. HEHEHE...

Cheers to QB
Bone

Q_BE · « **Reply #208 on:** May 04, 2009, 08:01:32 PM »

Awwww, thanks Bone!

*man-hugs Bonecracker*

I never forget to remind myself how lucky I am for your forum friendship, especially when I showed you that vitriolic disrespect for which I was rightfully temp-banned many moons ago, Bone.

Q-"But that's all water under the bridge, thankfully"-BE

Mercerwatch · « **Reply #209 on:** June 04, 2009, 09:56:56 AM »

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